Twitchy regular Alyssa Milano thinks the government doesn’t intrude into our lives enough yet and is proposing new regulations to cut down on toys are packaged:

Of course, she can’t be criticized for this expansion in government power because that’s just mean:

Why doesn’t she just buy toys that aren’t in this sort of crazy packaging?

She had options:

Others have figured this out without new government regulations:

And consider this birthday ruined: