WTF? Out of nowhere, France has a “flying soldier” that President Emmanuel Macron showed off at today’s military parade to honor Bastille Day:

Dems in America freaked out when President Trump had a few tanks at his July 4 bash. We’re totally jealous of this:

Over to you, Mr. President:

And how come we can’t have something like this in D.C.?

Maybe next 4th of July, President Trump should invite European leaders since that seemed to work for Macron: