We almost feel sorry for Dems with Cocaine Mitch at the helm, because this is masterful:

DO IT MITCH!

Everyone should really just take this moment in and bask in his greatness:

But why would this be disappointing? A watered-down version still won’t pass and it will probably usher in a Green Party challenger for 2020. And Green Party challengers haven’t worked out well for Dems:

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