We told you earlier that President Donald Trump is headed to Texas tomorrow for a huge rally that could draw as many as 100,000 to both a rally and tailgate part at the Toyota Center in Houston. And we also told you that potential 2020 Dem candidate and porn lawyer Michael Avenatti had his own rally planned for the same day. “We must fight fire with fire,” he tweeted on September 2:

And he even gave the rally a name the next day, calling it the “Don’t Mess With America” rally:

But, alas. There will be no Avenatti rally tomorrow:

He #Basta’d himself!

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