If you’re on Twitter right now at about 10:00 a.m. ET, you’ll see that “Mario Kart” is trending nationally and unfortunately it has something to do with Donald Trump and, believe it or not, Stormy Daniels:

Consider this your warning… DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER unless you really want to know:

Because this is pretty much the reaction once you click to find out what’s going on:

Still curious? OK, here goes:

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And we’ll BRB. Gotta go bleach our eyeballs:

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