If you’re on Twitter right now at about 10:00 a.m. ET, you’ll see that “Mario Kart” is trending nationally and unfortunately it has something to do with Donald Trump and, believe it or not, Stormy Daniels:
When you click on the Mario Kart trending link. pic.twitter.com/oiSDA10WDE
— Alex Segura (@alex_segura) September 18, 2018
Consider this your warning… DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER unless you really want to know:
Me 1 minute ago: lol this Mario Kart thing can’t be *that* bad whatever it is
Me after clicking: pic.twitter.com/Mt7wnC10So
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) September 18, 2018
Because this is pretty much the reaction once you click to find out what’s going on:
aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha kill me
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) September 18, 2018
Still curious? OK, here goes:
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I always said that if Trump was proud of what he had down there we would’ve seen it online already.
“He knows he has an unusual p—-,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…a d— like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…” https://t.co/9zXb2kDRWq
— Linette Lopez (@lopezlinette) September 18, 2018
And we’ll BRB. Gotta go bleach our eyeballs:
Post-clicking Mario Kart. pic.twitter.com/LLtMlJ8bon
— Robert Hernandez (@webjournalist) September 18, 2018
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