Oh my.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders tweeted out the phone number of the “failing NYT” and told people who want to find out the identity of the “anonymous coward”  and “gutless loser” who wrote the op-ed to ask the opinion desk as “they are the only ones complicit in this deceitful act”:

And two can play this game! From BuzzFeed’s David Mack:

And journos were quick to point out to Sarah that the White House is itself trying to find out who wrote it:

And to think, it’s only noon. Today will get crazier.