It’s come to this…

Resistance bro Brian Krassenstein teased his new book, “How The People Trumped Ronald Plumb” with what looks to be Robert Mueller dressed as a Chippendales dancer. For real:

Yes, why is he dressed like that?

Um…

That’s not how Superman dressed while he was fighting crime:

He really does look like a Chippendales dancer:

“Shake your Muellermaker” should catch on:

Wait … it’s a children’s book?

Holy s*it:

It’s teaching “morals,” everyone:

Yes … your cartoon looks just like these:

Seek help.

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