LOL CNN:
People have tried to stop lava from flowing. This is why they failed https://t.co/tOHzobValB pic.twitter.com/Mvhfw8BRnO
— CNN International (@cnni) May 8, 2018
Is it because it’s lava?
I dunno, maybe because it’s… lava? ??♂️ https://t.co/R4tt9wX6sT
— Wally Sparks (@djwallysparks) May 9, 2018
Is the answer because it’s lava? https://t.co/V6HsI9M6TS
— chris carlson (@ccarlsononSU) May 9, 2018
Because it’s [email protected] LAVA! https://t.co/g47tPx1iiQ
— Chris Stigall (@ChrisStigall) May 9, 2018
Lava clickbait. CNN answers the question in the first sentence of the article:
Wow, hot take pic.twitter.com/Q0lRQVMkQh
— Stefan de Koning ? (@StefandeKoning1) May 8, 2018
Thanks for the explainer, CNN:
They're cowards, and the lava knows. https://t.co/xkVFYyE7oa
— Christian McCrea (@christianmccrea) May 8, 2018
Two things you will learn:
1) "Lava is dense."
2) People are too. https://t.co/z5BeMl6gsY— James Wester (@jameswester) May 9, 2018
Same media outfit who claims lightbulbs control global climate. https://t.co/tJAztwE1Qj
— Donny Ferguson ? (@DonnyFerguson) May 9, 2018
Others mocked the share image used in the tweet:
Maybe if they try yelling "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL" https://t.co/bhZtPW3wEv
— Matt Johnson (@VivaMattyVegas) May 9, 2018
Because the force isn’t real? https://t.co/fzMwxr0sgR
— Stanton (@StantonThe3rd) May 9, 2018
Because jedi mind tricks a) aren’t a thing and b) wouldn’t work on non-sentient molten rock anyway? https://t.co/YciIGn6k8N
— Timothy McDonald (@timothy_mcd) May 9, 2018
*sees The Last Jedi once* https://t.co/LZesX8MYXb
— 288 days ago Trump promised 24-hr Hezbollah answer (@MattNegrin) May 9, 2018
Right? For lava, Jedis must use two hands:
Because you need to use two hands? https://t.co/h0ep1ZTtJi
— Brandi, #1 Friend of Shoebills (@ItsTheBrandi) May 9, 2018
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Related:
'INSANE video': Wall of lava slowly engulfs parked car near Hawaii’s Kilauea https://t.co/AA6df3qX9D
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 8, 2018
