Well, Washington Post congressional reporter Erica Werner certainly has some strong feelings on Mike “Benghazi bomb-thrower” Pompeo as Secretary of State and Gina “torture overseer” Haspel as CIA director:

Or maybe Warner is a “DNC flack”? It’s so hard to tell the difference nowadays:

But it does say “reporter” in her bio:

Remember, kids … they don’t. Pick. Sides: