PEAK FLORIDA: BOLO issued for stolen Honda Odyssey with dead body inside (the dead body was for 'work purposes')

Be on the lookout for this stolen 2006 silver Honda Odyssey van with a freaking dead body inside of it. From the Jacksonville Sheriff’s office:

LOL “work purposes.” What kind of work exactly requires a Honda Odyssey to transport dead people?

But is anyone shocked?

As of last night, the van is still missing:

We’ll keep you posted because we really do want to find out how this all ends:

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