“We are real news, Mr. President,” they said:

Oh, it’s real. Here’s the link:

OK, we’re done here:

Even better? It’s based on science:

From CNN:

But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage, acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness.

This is how the real news is made, not the FAKE NEWS we keep hearing so much about:

Even Cosmo wouldn’t run this:

We’re all dumber after having read this, so don’t feel so bad:

And we’ll end it with this: CNN’s new nickname, the “#CuckNewsNetwork”!

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