Thank you, Twitter. Thank you very, very much.
#CNNChristmasSongs is the hashtag we need right now. Here are some of the funnier ones we’ve seen so far:
Acosty the Snowflake
— Bill, just Bill (@WLFanning) December 12, 2017
12 Days of Corrections #cnnChristmasSongs
— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) December 12, 2017
Stelter, the Brown-Nosed Reindeer.
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
It's the Most Embarrassing Time of the Year— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) December 12, 2017
12 drummers drumming narratives
11 typers typing
10 repeaters lording
9 ladies lying
8 made lying
7 Kennedy's swimming
6 sheep a following
FIIIVE marriage rings(for Mika)
4 , 3, 2, AND An
oversized ink cartridge to print lies#cnnChristmasSongs— The Real Pete Smith (@ActualPeteSmith) December 12, 2017
do you see what i see
the fools the fools sitting at a desk
telling lies as big as a kite
telling lies as big as a kite pic.twitter.com/2yLZJP8lfL— §tarßaby (@StarBaby186) December 12, 2017
All I Want for Christmas is Two Honest Sources#CNNChristmasSongs
— Brock Steele (@JohnnyDynamo911) December 12, 2017
Hark the Fakenews Angel Sings #cnnChristmasSongs
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) December 12, 2017
I Saw George Takei Groping Santa Claus #cnnChristmasSongs
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
Retractin' Around the Christmas Tree— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs. ‘Acosta got run over by a press sec’
— lon woock (@LonWoock) December 12, 2017
Silent Retraction#cnnChristmasSongs
— The Real Pete Smith (@ActualPeteSmith) December 12, 2017
Lemon Knows! Lemon Knows! Lemon Knows!
— Kurt Michaels (@DatOtherMichael) December 12, 2017
Lemon got run over by a Trump tweet #cnnChristmasSongs
— NOT ALL MATTS! (@mdrache) December 12, 2017
CNN got ran over by a Trump Train
— Samuel Adams (@shooberto) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
O Whine All Ye Faithful— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) December 12, 2017
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year To Invent Anonymous Sources
— Kurt Michaels (@DatOtherMichael) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs We're Beginning To Look A Lot Like #FakeNews
— iSheeple (@iSheeple1) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs I saw Hillary kissing CNN
— ??Democrats Killed Me (@Dannity12) December 12, 2017
Let it Diet Coke, Let it Diet Coke, Let it Diet Coke#CNNChristmasSongs
— Brock Steele (@JohnnyDynamo911) December 12, 2017
12 Trump Diet Cokes
11 panelist whining
10 race-baiting
9 Schiff lying
8 years of President Donald Trump
7 BS Russian colluding
6 propaganda pilfering
5 total viewers
4 yrs Cooper intern at CIA
3 lame-ass Acosta questions
2 scoops/terms/genders
1 Lemon squeezy#cnnChristmasSongs pic.twitter.com/lRgi9XKI58— BJ Jones (@GrandeBabbo69) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
Stelter Got Run Over By A Truth Train.— Deplorable Vlad (@misterdish69) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs Hollywood Roasting On An Open Fire..
— 2 cats (@2cats1human) December 13, 2017
Here comes @CNN
Here comes @CNN
Shilling their very fake news
Acosta and Stelter and all their interns
Making up sources for views
#cnnChristmasSongs
1/2— Cornbread (@JerOHMee) December 13, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
Snowflakes roasting in an open fire
Everytime #Trump tweets they shrug
Yuletide carols being sung by the GOP
And folks dressed up like Antifa thugsAnd so I'm offering this simple phrase
To CNN viewers too
Although you'rer liberal brats
Merry Christmas to you— BIBLE MAN (@acceptjesusnow) December 13, 2017
RT PerspicaciousXY: #cnnChristmasSongs
O Little Town of Anything but Jerusalem— The Blow of Reality (@realityblow) December 13, 2017
Retraction, the red nosed reindeer
— Dan Wright (@MadFiest) December 12, 2017
Away WITH the manger
— James Julian (@SCRBCPastor) December 12, 2017
Lying on our show,
Every single day,
Even though we know,
We'll retract it the next dayFake news on trump we bring,
Making Libs look right
What fun it is to lie and sing
On @CNN tonight#cnnChristmasSongs https://t.co/whBV2CAyyM— Craig Manoukian (@CraigManoukian) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs "I'm dreaming of a fake news Christmas"
— Mad_Anthony_Wayne (@Mad_A_Wayne) December 12, 2017
Justice Got Run Over By The Fake News #cnnChristmasSongs
— G. Behn (@gwbehn) December 12, 2017
Deck the halls with Don & Holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la
'Tis the reason for our latest folly
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la
Buy our Don more gay apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la
Troll the President at your peril
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la pic.twitter.com/qT8wbBHKoi— The Amish Texter™ (@the_amish_txtr) December 12, 2017
#cnnchristmassongs
OH Dumb as a Christmas Tree
CNN hosts seem to me— Hugh Jass PI (@TomBear37295373) December 12, 2017
All great!
See the rest of the entries here.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated.
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