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'Battle of the bottoms': Pippa Middleton compares hers to Kim Kardashian's. Bonus: Pippa 'rejoices' for climate change?

Royal sister of the future Queen of England, Pippa Middleton, decided to weigh in on a story regarding America’s royalty, Kim Kardashian, and that now infamous picture of Kim’s backside in a diary post she wrote for The Spectator:

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An excerpt:

No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month. I must say that mine — though it has enjoyed fleeting fame — is not comparable. But the Kim butt story did make me pause. What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it.

So Kim wins? U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Oh, wait … is winning a good thing?

Although all readers aren’t so sure of Pippa’s assessment verdict:

But it’s not Pippa’s Kardashian review that’s making people mad … it’s her statement that it’s been a “bumper year for white truffles in Northern Italy” because of climate change:

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https://twitter.com/gillalexander/status/542977055479304192

EXCEPT, that’s not what she said. AT ALL. Here’s the quote from her Spectator piece:

A few days ago I went truffle hunting in Piedmont. It’s been a bumper year for white truffles in northern Italy — the best ever, according to some experts — thanks to climate change and an exceptionally wet summer.

No “big fan,” “rejoice,” or “idiocy” from the Royal in-law. It reads like she’s agreeing with the alarmists that climate change is real and this is just one of the effects.

Sheesh.

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