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My Irony Meter Just Broke: 75th Anniversary Edition of Orwell's 1984 Comes With a Trigger Warning

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When George Orwell published his chilling, dystopian novel 1984 in the summer of 1949, he was issuing a dire warning for all free nations of the West. We can't help but think that he would be horrified, but probably also somewhat amused, to find that far too many of those Western nations are treating it as a playbook in the 21st century.

With the 75th anniversary of the novel's publication (technically last year), naturally, Signet Books wanted to release a new edition of the landmark novel, with the approval of the Orwell estate, of course. 

But today I learned, courtesy of Walter Kirn and Matt Taibbi, that both Signet Books and the Orwell estate have no idea what the word 'irony' means.

Last night on their show, 'America This Week, Live,' the two writers discussed the modern implications of Orwell's magnum opus 75 years later. It was a great two-hour conversation, filled with many valuable insights about 1984's warnings and how they are being ignored by far too many today. 

But if you skip to the 1:36:00 mark of the video below, they turn their attention to a new introduction for this edition written by woke author and CRT advocate Dolen Perkins-Valdez. 

('Who?', you ask. Exactly.)

Just get a load of this: 

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Honestly, I couldn't make this up if I tried. 

But I love Kirn's reaction to the introduction (at the 1:39:45 mark):

'Thank you for your trigger warning to 1984. It is the most 1984-ish thing I have ever f***ing read!'

Perfect. (I also love how Kirn misgendered Perkins-Valdez in talking about her preface.) 

Kirn followed up on the podcast with a post today about the ridiculous irony of it all:

As Kirn also hilariously noted on the podcast, 'We're getting someone to convict George Orwell of thoughtcrime in the book he wrote about thoughtcrime.' 

Taibbi also offered some follow-up thoughts today. 

Irony? What's that? The word sounds very masculine and misogynistic. Society should probably ban it. 

Here are a couple of highlighted excerpts from the introduction:

And another excerpt which shows the introduction to be -- surprise, surprise -- entirely narcissistic and about Perkins-Valdez instead of about Orwell and his all-too-prophetic novel. 

It almost makes me wonder if Perkins-Valdez read the book at all, or just some other radical racist/feminist/liberal's interpretation of it. 

On the other hand, maybe she HAS read 1984 and, as I noted above, decided it was a great recipe to follow. 

This is entirely possible. 

It reminds me of a great Babylon Bee article: 'New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy.'

Isn't Oceania ... err, I mean the U.K., pretty much doing that in their government right now? 

I'm sure Kier Starmer gave it two thumbs up. 

I'm only laughing at it because the alternative is to simply throw my hands in the air and give up. 

For now, however, I take solace in three things.

First, Signet did not change any of the text of the book itself. At least not yet. But they're probably considering it. Just look what they've done to Roald Dahl.

Secondly, no one reads the introduction. Especially when it is an introduction written by some no-name, woke author who can't hold a candle to Orwell on her best day.

And finally, no matter what they try to do to 1984, my old, dog-eared, unedited copy of the novel -- with no introductory apology for its contents -- remains in an honored place on my bookshelf. And no one, least of all Dolen Perkins-Valdez, is getting their grubby, censorious, revisionist hands on it. 

I hope all of our readers have a hard copy of it as well. 

If you don't, buy an old one on eBay. Whatever you do, don't buy the 75th anniversary edition. 

Except maybe for the ironic laughs.

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