We're not making any predictions (GET OUT AND VOTE TODAY!), but if Trump does well tonight, we're really looking forward to the meltdowns that will be coming from the leftist media hacks.
Once upon a time, that category did not include Jonah Goldberg. Sadly, however, the author of Liberal Fascism has completely abandoned everything he wrote in that book and has become basically indistinguishable from the Rachel Maddows of the world, all because of his broken 'Never Trumpism.'
This morning, Goldberg decided he would show everyone -- once again -- what an 'independent thinker' and voter he is by tweeting out his ballot with a truly cringeworthy choice for a write-in presidential candidate.
#IVotedRyan pic.twitter.com/1MhTwsKUPQ
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) November 5, 2024
Oh, Jonah. How stunning and brave of you. You voted for an irrelevant neocon with almost as much raging TDS as you have.
He even put a hashtag in his tweet, like he expected this to be a trend on Twitter. LOL.
Sorry, kiddo, but absolutely no one except for you is voting for Paul Ryan.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 5, 2024
Goldberg doesn't care if Harris wins. In fact, he's likely rooting for that outcome (because, war). But he doesn't have the guts to put that on his ballot because he knows that would have gone even worse for him.
Thank God you live in DC and your vote won't enable a Kamala victory.
— LifeNews.com (@LifeNewsHQ) November 5, 2024
— Mr. Conte (@Suspensionboss) November 5, 2024
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HAHAHAHA. Yes, Goldberg is just soooo edgy.
Figures you would vote for a RINO with no chance of winning. pic.twitter.com/mnoHtpogdh
— Bonk (@BonkPolitics) November 5, 2024
Please give him a golf clap for his courage.
https://t.co/xowM5rxFUP pic.twitter.com/m22mTqp0PI
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) November 5, 2024
If Goldberg's intention was to continue his rapid slide into obscurity, job well done.
Public masturbation is a crime, sir. https://t.co/8bZ72jOYzl
— Wade Stotts (@wadestotts) November 5, 2024
BAAAHAHAHAHAHA.
https://t.co/5rx8EtMdiN pic.twitter.com/urlX0fzAPp
— Liberrocky (@liberrocky) November 5, 2024
Not even a single one.
Imagine posting this where other people can see it Lmaoo
— Peachy Keenan (@KeenanPeachy) November 5, 2024
Curious to know how his wife’s boyfriend voted! https://t.co/Fh17HEJFiw
Col. Schlichter can answer that question:
He voted for Trump https://t.co/fxypZIZK7P
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) November 5, 2024
LOL.
Tell me you're an unserious person, without telling me your an unserious person... https://t.co/gpfmq1u2c8
— American Prometheus 🟦 (@daniopp) November 5, 2024
He has become an extremely unserious person.
How many ways can this guy say “I didn’t mean it” when he wrote ‘Liberal Fascism’? https://t.co/oeI0v4NFP0
— Todd Erzen (@DeaceOnline) November 5, 2024
It's kind of sad, really. It's hard to imagine that Goldberg ever truly held any conservative principles when one man has led him to turn his back on everything he once was.
if sitting-to-pee was a political act
— marmot (@MarmotRespecter) November 5, 2024
I would high five your ovaries if I could
— Adonipriapus (@adonipriapus) November 5, 2024
Omg, Karen. Good for you.
— JillJ7854 (@JJ7854) November 5, 2024
You’re such a freaking loser.
He's so proud of himself.
— Calamity Jen (@realjenx) November 5, 2024
Wow. If just grew his beard out a little bit, that is pretty close to a spitting image.
In the end, Jonah Goldberg knows that no one cares how he votes. We all know he hates Trump, we all know he's not a real conservative or Republican, and we all know that he's still in love with dead neoconservatism.
His vote won't matter and he has no influence anymore, but he tweeted his cringe ballot so he could pat himself on the back.
Good for him, we suppose. The rest of us will just keep laughing at him.
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