Christmas is the season of giving. While the holiday can be a struggle for many people, you can always count on the generosity of people on X to reach out and help everyone enjoy this wonderful holiday.
And, of course, that includes reaching out to Democrat politicians. Even though many of them, in our opinion, don't exactly exude the Christmas spirit (nor have much use for Christianity in general), that doesn't mean they shouldn't be showered with gifts to help them enjoy the season.
That's where one of of our favorite accounts, @TheMorningSpew, stepped in this weekend. Wanting to spread the joy of Christmas to everyone, she asked X to name a present they'd like to give a Democrat politician using the hashtag #GiftADemocrat.
Hilarity, as you would imagine, ensued.
#GiftADemocrat
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) December 23, 2023
Let’s play Santa for our favorite Democrats! What would you bring them?
Nancy Pelosi - a new hammer
The former Speaker of the House got a lot of attention with gift ideas.
#GiftADemocrat
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 24, 2023
For @SpeakerPelosi 🎁 pic.twitter.com/VoK8V8Fuap
The jokes got only more ... biting from there.
#GiftADemocrat
— von Scrappy (@notscrappy530) December 24, 2023
For @SpeakerPelosi 🎁 https://t.co/LK5yPDyOh7 pic.twitter.com/RdY5xoOW7y
We're pretty sure she has an ample supply already, but who couldn't use more vodka?
Moving on to everyone's favorite hot tamale, don't worry, AOC. Your stocking won't be empty this year.
#GiftADemocrat
— Leigh🌴☀️🌵 (@Hammock_Cat) December 24, 2023
For @AOC pic.twitter.com/HAkbyUTs5O
Hey, let's not get too advanced here. Maybe start with some Schoolhouse Rock videos to get her started.
Recommended
A easy read US Constitution with pictures for @AOC.
— Andrew Young - TANSTAAFL Curmudgeon (@NucMM1retired) December 24, 2023
#GiftADemocrat
Now, you're talking. Maybe someone can send her instructions on how to use a kitchen disposal too.
California's governor (who's totally not running for President, everyone) didn't get left out of the gift-giving spirit.
#GiftADemocrat
— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) December 23, 2023
Gift card to the French Laundry for Comrade Newsom. pic.twitter.com/Cb7gjC0D9f
Who doesn't love a nice dinner out? Especially when it is at an uber-expensive restaurant where you can party freely with your friends while you are locking everyone else in your state down.
(Personally, we recommended a leash and collar for Mrs. Newsom, in case she needs to yank her husband off the debate stage again.)
Next, we come to Maryland Senator Ben Cardin, who has had an ... interesting month of December.
#GiftADemocrat@BenCardinforMD a DVD player.
— (((Road Bear Life))) (@bearshrugged) December 23, 2023
Oh, I think we've all seen that video more than enough, thank you very much. But it's the thought that counts.
@BenCardinforMD a year’s worth of Molly Maid service. #GiftADemocrat
— Jeff Vee (@Acuda4me) December 23, 2023
#GiftADemocrat
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 24, 2023
For @SenatorCardin 🎁 pic.twitter.com/B3kbevodCt
Can we order this service for Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar too? She's the one who has to sit in that seat, after all.
Spreading around the Christmas spirit, X had gift ideas for others like Eric Swalwell, Ilhan Omar, Sheldon Whitehouse, and Bernie Sanders.
#GiftADemocrat
— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) December 23, 2023
Beano and a Mandarin phrase book for Eric Swalwell pic.twitter.com/LzQYwvJUUF
We think Swalwell might already know a phrase or two in Mandarin, but we probably shouldn't repeat them here. They're mostly safe words.
Return tickets to Somalia@IlhanMN
— Andrew Young - TANSTAAFL Curmudgeon (@NucMM1retired) December 23, 2023
#GiftADemocrat
She doesn't seem to like this country very much, so this would be a great gift.
#GiftADemocrat
— Rex_Tudor_Coup (@iamgnurr) December 24, 2023
For @SenWhitehouse 🎁 pic.twitter.com/UF09vAD4Z8
The only thing Senator Whitehouse seems to like 'dark' is his money.
One way ticket to Venezuela @SenSanders
— Andrew Young - TANSTAAFL Curmudgeon (@NucMM1retired) December 23, 2023
#GiftADemocrat
What better gift for the 'Democratic Socialist' than a trip to a socialist paradise?
Some unelected Democrats (and former elected officials) were also included in X's generosity.
#GiftADemocrat Alejandro Mayorkas - a bushel of peaches… https://t.co/FJdxfbEjIe
— Badd Mojjo (@BaddMojjo) December 23, 2023
Given the state of our border, you could probably give him about 10 million bushels.
Hunter Biden: enrolled in the Parmesan of the Month Club. #GiftADemocrat
— Jeff Vee (@Acuda4me) December 23, 2023
Who doesn't love some Parmigiano Reggiano? It is the king of cheeses. (But, Hunter, here's a tip: it is meant to be ingested orally, not nasally.)
Bill Clinton - a lap dance #GiftADemocrat
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) December 23, 2023
All we want for Christmas is for the names of the Epstein Island visitors to be released.
Of course, we can't leave out the Vice President of the United States this Christmas.
#GiftADemocrat
— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) December 23, 2023
Hooked on Phonics for Kamala
Christmas is a moment in time, and it is the moment in time in which we exist at this moment in time, unburdened by past moments in time.
#GiftADemocrat
— Rex_Tudor_Coup (@iamgnurr) December 24, 2023
For @VP 🎁 pic.twitter.com/mleeit7NgV
Can we get her a little yellow school bus where she can play with her Venn diagram circles too?
This brings us, last but certainly not least, to the leader of the Democrat Party. What can you get the Big Guy who has everything (or, at least, 10% of everything)?
X had plenty of ideas.
Depends for Joe #GiftADemocrat
— Ultraspicybae 🇮🇱 (@Buffyinnyc) December 23, 2023
Pope Francis might appreciate that gift for President Biden the most.
#GiftADemocrat
— Festivious kɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) December 24, 2023
For @JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/EkGKcLkxky
Pudding is probably a better idea than any more ice cream, which seems to have caused the President permanent brain freeze.
#GiftADemocrat
— Leigh🌴☀️🌵 (@Hammock_Cat) December 24, 2023
For @POTUS 🛫 pic.twitter.com/W2c311PbWx
We're kind of surprised that the Secret Service hasn't thought of this one yet to help Biden get on and off of Air Force One more easily.
#GiftADemocrat pic.twitter.com/dVU0jgKzbK
— Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) December 24, 2023
We think this one should be a gift from Biden, maybe to some of his giddiest fans like Harry Sisson and Chris Mowrey.
This shopping list is starting to get extremely wrong, and we know it's impossible to afford most things under Bidenomics. User Danielle summed up #GiftADemocrat with just one simple gift idea for all of them:
#GiftADemocrat pic.twitter.com/eJgUNQ9oPM
— Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) December 24, 2023
Now, that sounds like an idea. It's something they all seem to need. It may be difficult for them all to be able to use it, but they can learn to share.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Even all of you Democrats.
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