Oh, joy. The United Nations is trying to tell Americans how to live again.
Yes, the organization that refuses to condemn Hamas, supports the mutilation and sterilization of children, and just named Iran ...yes, that Iran .. as the head of its Human Rights Council is now set to outline a prescription for Americans to reduce eating meat.
Why? Well, because of 'climate change,' of course.
United Nations set to call on Americans to reduce meat consumption https://t.co/HR7jNNXeHA
— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 28, 2023
From Fox News:
A lead United Nations agency overseeing food and agriculture policy is expected to issue a road map in the coming weeks which will call on the West, including America, to dramatically reduce its meat consumption.
The UN's Food & Agriculture Organization (FAO) will publish its so-called global food systems’ road map during the upcoming COP28 climate summit in Dubai which will kick off on Thursday and extend nearly two weeks until mid-December.
Because nothing says 'we care about the planet and the environment' like hundreds of elites taking their private jets to Dubai for a week to tell the rest of the world that we're horrible people and need to do better.
We're sure John Kerry will be there too, arguing once again that we need to destroy the agriculture industry for some mythical 'net zero' goal. But, somehow, we're guessing there will be no bugs on the menu in Dubai.
Anyway, you can guess how this ridiculousness is going over on Twitter/X. We'll let many of the responses to the UN just speak for themselves.
This American is calling to reduce the UN because of tyrannical stupidity. https://t.co/6S0JLQbkdX
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) November 28, 2023
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Not happening https://t.co/REjtYL4ttN pic.twitter.com/j9AY3mzxeI
— Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) November 28, 2023
Go away. You guys are annoying 🥱 https://t.co/zLMJljpq1E
— Chaya Raichik (@ChayaRaichik10) November 28, 2023
We're pretty sure they passed 'annoying' ages ago, and have now reached 'active enemy of the people.' We, after all, are the carbon that they actually want to reduce.
Every American who sets foot in the UN from henceforth should do so carrying a bucket of KFC in their arms and just go to town while in meetings. https://t.co/xuVaDyExMH
— Kaya (@sisterinferior) November 28, 2023
Bring some Arby's too. Those roast beef sandwiches rock with some Arby's Sauce and Horsey Sauce on them.
I’m calling on the UN to go f**k themselves. https://t.co/uKyZ34Js1T
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) November 28, 2023
America set to call on United Nations to go piss up a rope. https://t.co/8dMjcsW4gf
— TexasSloopy (@SloopyTexas) November 28, 2023
Americans reply to the @UN pic.twitter.com/M7A438qpu1
— Dani/Eric 2024 for America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@Flipper628) November 28, 2023
#DefundTheUN pic.twitter.com/LnupDOi1RX
— Calamity Jen (@realCalamityJen) November 28, 2023
I have a few suggestions on what the @UN can go eat… https://t.co/MnyLPKepcX
— Brad Slager: Flips On The Highbeams In Fog Of War (@MartiniShark) November 28, 2023
We think it's high time the United Nations got booted out of New York and the U.S. entirely. We can build a meat processing plant where their headquarters used to be.
Plenty of people announced their meal plans after hearing this new forthcoming edict from the UN.
I’m having steak for lunch today! https://t.co/8Gdl2g60Ud pic.twitter.com/c5BvEapBSE
— Mike 🇺🇸 #D4L (@BestBarknCtown) November 28, 2023
Looking forward to the back straps and primals from the deer I harvested this weekend.
— Mariana (@lonestarherd) November 28, 2023
Ordering a double meat Whataburger
— masonbo (@masonbo) November 28, 2023
Note to self: Order biggest beef tenderloin I can find. Ask butcher to trim it well. https://t.co/d9D2uox3rw
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) November 28, 2023
Screw the U.N. & eat a cow. https://t.co/Un5cmEGaiG
— Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson (@RealJasonNelson) November 28, 2023
Everybody in our family is going to eat meat until we have meat sweats all day, every single day. pic.twitter.com/ceNIQ8w1X4
— Savannah (@BasedSavannah) November 28, 2023
This writer is making the earliest reservations available for a Brazilian churrascaria. Because the only thing better than meat is meat that is served on a sword.
The UN becomes more of a joke every day
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 28, 2023
You'd think this would be impossible, but the UN just keeps outdoing themselves.
every American reading this tweet https://t.co/FA5HW9HSVD pic.twitter.com/ydvLJBfGV3
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) November 28, 2023
And there it is. Trust us, United Nations: there is nothing Americans care less about in the entire world than what you tell us to do.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we're off to the butcher to buy the entire window case full of meat. And probably most of the sausage hanging from the ceiling as well.
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