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Variety: Disney Hired Social Media Guru to Save 'Snow White' from Rachel Zegler

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By now you must have heard about the resounding flop that was Woke Snow White (enjoy the movie review comments set to music!). The failure, besides being ill conceived, loaded with messages for 'modern audiences' and filled with choppy re-shoots, was activist actress Rachel Zegler.

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It wasn't just the 'F Trump' remark. She told Trump supporters to unfollow her, got political with a 'free Palestine' shout out and seemingly dissed her Jewish costar, Gal Gadot. Even worse, she ripped the original and beloved 1937 original. Maybe it was on the bad advice of Disney's woke executives, who believe that every one of their vehicles have to feature a girl-boss and a diverse cast.

Surprising no one, the movie flopped - hard. Now that the wreckage is smoldering and all the I-told-you-so types had their moment of glee, we now learn that Disney tried to close the barn door after the horses already escaped. A social media guru was hired to try and fix Zegler's million-dollar-losing mouth.

There's nothing left to do but laugh.

Well, maybe there is more we can do than just laugh. Let's savor the glorious mockery.

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Zegler is young and talented (from what we've heard), but maybe studios should put something in their actors' contracts to keep their yaps shut until after their movie comes out.

Someday film school students will study this as what-not-to-do post-mortem.

Rachel and her radical left-wing politics have fans, of course. These fans, however, didn't actually pay to see the movie but man, they are passionate!

Serious 'leave Brittney alone' energy.

LOL! Yeah right, that must be it, chief.

Yup, no prince to save her and no love story (except for the one wedged in during the makeover). Take that Patriarchy!

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Yep, the Zionists crashed the movie! Zegler does seem to be the darling of the Hamas wing of the movie going (non) audience.

Sigh. For the millionth time, this is not what 'free speech' is. Shoot off your mouth all you like. Take up political causes. Then, if you're a paid entertainer, experience the fallout.

Naturally, the communist goth girl approves. We wonder if she didn't see the movie because capitalism or something.

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