This very sad thing happened. An Iranian official, President Raisi, died in a helicopter crash. Known as the "butcher of Tehran" and crusher of reformers, the United States State Department and other radical leftists as well as Islamic fundamentalists sent their condolences.
I hereby declare five days of public mourning and offer my condolences to the dear Iranian nation.
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) May 20, 2024
Tragically, the pro-Hamas students have gone home for the summer, so Ebrahim Raisi won't get the eulogy he so richly deserves. At least Iran's hardline fundamentalists will be able to pay proper respects.
(puts finger to earpiece)
Wait. I'm being informed that Iowahawk will be declaring a special period of mourning to honor the good former President Raisi.
I hereby declare five days of helicopter jokes https://t.co/4KAM35V9k3
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2024
Let us all face Austin, Texas and pay our Iowahawk tribute to our fallen terrorist.
What was the last thing to go thru Raisi mind?
— Stuart (@Ringo6) May 20, 2024
The tail rotor.
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Did you know Raisi was on the radio today? Also the instrument panel and the windshield.
Classic!
As allah as my witness, I thought Iranian presidents could fly.
— RWNutjob (@Stickelliott) May 20, 2024
WKRP in Tehran.
This weekend was quite the whirlwind.
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) May 20, 2024
OK, now that we go the puns out of the way ...
BREAKING: Iran releases transcript of cockpit recordings:
— I. Noah Guy (@Decentguyusedto) May 19, 2024
Pilot: We might have to try an emergency landing on the mountain
Copilot: On the mountain?! What is it??
Pilot: It's a land mass that projects conspicuously above its surroundings but that's not important right now
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And don't call me Shirley.
Now accepting nominees for the "Vic Morrow Most Insensitive Helicopter Accident Joke" award. pic.twitter.com/Jha13CbasC
— Maul Of America (@MaulofAmerica) May 20, 2024
We legitimately feel bad for the Millennials and Gen Z who never heard these jokes.
— Passably Affable (@tbrusletten) May 20, 2024
Like we just said!
🚁 https://t.co/oHtDiR6tF1 pic.twitter.com/THHn84y62P
— Terry Jim/Vote Coolidge 2024 (@Terry_Jim) May 20, 2024
A song for Raisi
— tree hugging s*ster 🎃 (@WelbornBeege) May 20, 2024
"I FALL TO PIECES"https://t.co/KoJBuUMKoy https://t.co/jIQkhC7jjM
Musical interlude!
I'm sorry but these jokes are not landing well.
— David Achorn (@dachorn) May 20, 2024
We beg to differ.
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