Healthy campaigns don't launch a nationwide effort to smear their opponents as fascists. Healthy campaigns don't tap Hillary Clinton to push a 'basket of fascists' narrative. The Harris campaign is not healthy.
Speaking of being unhealthy, let's peek through the mist of the spittle cloud at our old friend, Keith Olbermann.
We need to arrest and detain @elonmusk immediately.
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) October 25, 2024
He is operating on behalf of Russia. Cancel all contracts, seize his facilities, lock him away in a military facility.
Now, @potus.
Not tomorrow.
YOWZA.
Let's just step back and appreciate the irony of a crazy man using Musk's free speech platform to call for Musk's imprisonment … to fight 'fascism'.
Having a real one I see Keith
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) October 25, 2024
If we rounded up the world's craziest people and put them in an asylum, they'd fight over who had to bunk with Keith Olbermann.
While the Harris campaign is screeching into the void about bygone fascists, Keith is out here sounding rather fascist-y.
You should perform a citizen’s arrest, Ken.
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) October 25, 2024
No, 'Ken' doesn't want to arrest Elon Musk. He apparently wants the military to do it.
Fascists gonna fascist https://t.co/2pHywQ2N9u
— 🔪 SúperEstabby 🔪 (@SuperAndrea) October 25, 2024
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We bet Keith goose steps to his mailbox.
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) October 25, 2024
Now that's an accurate depiction of Keith. He's actually rather harmless, other than to his own well-being. The 24/7 anger cannot be good for him.
He becomes irate at everything, and election season is full of triggers.
In this case, his problem isn't that Elon Musk is supporting Donald Trump. It's that Elon Musk is supporting Donald Trump effectively. He's convincing people to vote. He's convincing people to look at Trump, and more importantly, the Left, from a different perspective.
It's hurting the Harris campaign. To Olbermann, that's worthy of a prison sentence.
I believe this may be a function of late-stage syphilis.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) October 25, 2024
We think it's just late-stage TDS.
Keith Olbermann: "DONALD TRUMP IS A FASCIST!!"
— Five Times August (@FiveTimesAugust) October 25, 2024
Also Keith Olbermann: "WE NEED TO ARREST AND DETAIN ELON MUSK IMMEDIATELY!!!" pic.twitter.com/cchWRar8RR
With ambassadors like Keith Olbermann and Hillary Clinton, it's no wonder the momentum appears to be on Trump's side currently.
https://t.co/0USKbScyX9 pic.twitter.com/yCX8uzpq06
— Kaya (@sisterinferior) October 25, 2024
He's not going to calm down. Keith doesn't have that mode.
Can’t you feel the spittle? https://t.co/oytkHavxBy
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) October 25, 2024
You just know there's a dried spray pattern across the screen of his monitor, layered like a fine shellac.
They're getting extra desperate.
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) October 25, 2024
Desperate, indeed. When Kamala Harris is going Godwin and Keith Olbermann starts burping out 'Russia!' and calls for detaining the rocket guy, it's hard to believe they believe things are going well.
These are not the moves of a campaign that is leading.
Still, if we want these folks to provide us with the absolute best comedic content, they need to lose, and they need to lose badly.
Vote.
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