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Kamala's Campaign Brings in Hillary Clinton, Meaning the Stars Are Perfectly Aligning for Trump

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The most appropriate way I could think of to kick off this story and why it's a desperate move by the Harris campaign was this:

Hillary's gift to future generations is never having deleted that tweet.

The Harris campaign's internal numbers must be horrendous for Kamala (and Tampon Tim). Barack Obama and Eminem headlined a Harris rally in Detroit this week, and the Dem nominee wasn't even there. Kamala Harris isn't even the headliner (or even featured sometimes) at her own rallies! Yep, it's going great.

Another sign that Team Harris is desperate is that they're calling on a two-time presidential candidate who lost to Trump in 2016 because she is unlikeable and ran an awful campaign -- Hillary Clinton. Oh, and Hillary had some help from director J.J. Abrams, because somebody thought the Harris' campaign didn't have enough fictional flair attached to it: 

Clinton said that Harris is the best choice and everybody should agree, but again locked the comments. Apparently Hillary didn't want to wade through all the comments from people totally agreeing with her. 

It would have been even funnier if this was aimed at Wisconsin. 

The Dems have gone back to the bullpen to call in a closer who blew the last several saves. Good luck!

The winner in all this is of course J.J. Abrams, who managed to pull in a paycheck from the S.S. Kamala before it sinks beneath the surface in a couple of weeks. 

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