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The AP got BLASTED by Twitter after claiming Fetterman's sloppy clothes are a sign of progress

The AP rolled out a masterpiece of Democrat water carrying with their latest John Fetterman piece. As Twitchy readers know, Fetterman recently flanked his colleagues, wearing shorts and a hoodie, in his capacity of Senator of the United States.

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Not only is the political left content to look the other way on the lack of fitness of Pennsylvania’s newest senator, they now have the Associated Press running cover for the disheveled Democrat.

You know how people battling depression often ignore taking care of themselves? Well, apparently John Fetterman has broken the mold because ‘people close to Fetterman’ are claiming his shabby appearance is actually a good thing … and the AP is running with it.

Twitter was not having it. The tweet by the AP got decimated by harsh and hilarious replies.

LOLOLOL!

Yes, AP, you look ridiculous. Almost ‘U.S. Senator in shorts and a hoodie’ ridiculous.

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Ooh! We know! We know!

Clown world.

Yeah, nobody’s buying it, AP.

The man is literally shouting out his votes from the door of the Senate chamber so he doesn’t have to change out of his stoner apparel:

‘Male senators are expected to wear a jacket and tie on the Senate floor, but Fetterman has a workaround. He votes from the doorway of the Democratic cloakroom or the side entrance, making sure his ‘yay’ or ‘nay’ is recorded before ducking back out. In between votes this past week, Fetterman’s hoodie stayed on for a news conference with four Democratic colleagues in suits, the 6-foot-8 Fetterman towering over his colleagues.’

We get it. Not all of us enjoy donning a suit, but even business casual would be a marked improvement over what Senator Hoodie Shorts is wearing.

Can he do the job or not? They told us he could.

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We are all one Carhartt sweatshirt away from a descent into madness.

Imagine the brilliant oratory we would have gotten from hoodie-adorned Lincoln and Churchill …

‘Score four … and ago. Seven. They said success … fatal … it is. Courage … contains counting.’

The excuse making for something that’s really not that difficult is unreal.

It’s not a big ask.

You have zero shame, AP. Zero.

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LOL! Please, no.

‘Welcome to my OnlySenators™, goodnight everybody!’

We will never unsee that.

And we’re dead.

That’s ‘houseless’, sir.

We wish they were trolling.

Trolling would be preferable to what they’re actually doing.

We see what Todd did there. Yep, it’s pretty much like that.

Imagine where Democrats would be without all this free help from the media.

A hoodie-wearing Republican holding a vital seat in a nearly evenly divided Senate, and with Fetterman’s recovery challenges, would receive an entirely different treatment by legacy media.

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Never. Ever.

They would run story after story, night after night, highlighting how the GOP senator was clearly unfit for office – shouting calls for his resignation from the rooftoops.

Exactly, and the AP and their ‘journalist’ counterparts are tasked with rehabbing his image.

Bingo.

… and that’s a pretty low bar.

LOL! We encourage you all to try this the next time your wives expect you to dress up for an event.

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Bwahaha!

LOL.

That’s where we are, folks. They think we’re all stupid.

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