As you know, there are "No Kings" protests taking place all around the U.S. today, and they will be a huge success because afterwards the country still won't have a King.
Leftist Lilliputian and former Labor Secretary Robert Reich promoted "No Kings" and reminded everybody the U.S. is not a monarchy:
We are not a monarchy. We are a constitutional democracy.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) October 18, 2025
Let the world hear loud and clear today: America will never have a king. pic.twitter.com/lyBBuOtx7Y
We're actually a constitutional republic but I didn't expect him to get that one right.
However, since Reich mentioned monarchies, "No Kings" rallies were scheduled to take place in some of those countries but the name made it too awkward, so basically "No Kings" had to alter the name so as to basically not anger the Kings. No, seriously:
"a few notes" pic.twitter.com/Zih7CZ73KD
— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) October 18, 2025
You'll notice the shift from "No Kings" to "No Tyrants" when the rally is in Spain, a monarchy with a King:
🇺🇸🇪🇸 Today hundreds of people in Barcelona Spain are joining millions of Americans around the world as we make clear to Trump that in America we don’t do wannabe dictators! #NoTyrants #DemsAbroad @demsabroades #NoKingsInAmerica #NoKingsDayOct18th #nokings @OfTheBraveUSA pic.twitter.com/jnAlcIQrSS
— Democrats Abroad (@DemsAbroad) October 18, 2025
Seville, Spain - No Tyrants Day pic.twitter.com/Eakjhjdaix
— Olga Nesterova (@onestpress) October 18, 2025
It must be tough to keep up with all that pivoting.
"NO KINGS!!"
— PCrudy (@PCrudy) October 18, 2025
*unless your country already has a king, then kings are great*
"And if we are protesting in a country that does have a King, 'No Kings' will change its name so as to not offend said King."
Just amazing.
Morons pic.twitter.com/LVn2frIcl8
— Vanessa (@Nessakins_) October 18, 2025
It's a "No Kings" rally in countries that don't actually have a King, and a "No Tyrants" rally when being held in a monarchy. They could have avoided all the confusion by just calling it "No Trump" because that's what this global tantrum all about. Alternatively they could consider not being lunatics and try to actually win an election instead of doing and saying things that culminate in losing every single swing state.
"No kings" except for places where there are actually kings because we don't want to upset actual kings.
— Ed Beery (@EdBeery) October 18, 2025
The left🙄
It's just perfect, isn't it?
I was wondering what #NoKings outreach protests would look like in places like Australia, a country with a literal King as their head of state.
— Amygator 🐊 *not an actual alligator (@AmyA1A) October 18, 2025
It's all beyond parody.
The 6 people who show up for an international no tyrants day deserve endless ridicule.
— Mark (@UncoverFacts) October 18, 2025
This reads like @TheBabylonBee wrote it lmao
— Mick (@Galeahad) October 18, 2025
These leftists are working hard to try and put the Bee out of business.
