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CNN Achieves PEAK 'Journalism' With Take on What's Driving the Record-Breaking Run on Wall Street

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One predictable approach from many media outlets, including CNN, when it comes to reporting good news during any time Donald Trump is in office is to add a "why that's not necessarily a good thing" spin to the story. 

Back in May I pointed out that CNN took that approach in a story about Trump's tariffs not driving up car prices despite what "the experts" predicted after @ProfMJCleveland spotted this doozy: 

The doomsday fearmongering predictions from Dems and media just isn't coming to fruition, and they're clearly not happy about it. 

That brings us to some recent stock market news about six months into Trump's second term:

U.S. stocks are hanging around their records on Friday and coasting toward the close of another winning week.

The S&P 500 was edging up by 0.1% in early trading, coming off its latest all-time high, and is on track to finish its fourth winning week in the last five. The Dow Jones Industrial Average was up 71 points, or 0.2%, as of 9:35 a.m. Eastern time, and the Nasdaq composite was drifting around its record set the day before.

Run that through CNN's good news translator they only fire up when Trump's in office and we get this, via @JoeConchaTV: 

The Democrats were warning of economic ruin and perhaps another Great Depression because of Trump's policies, so when that failed to materialize CNN had to come up with something.

The spin is "D"ifferent when a Dem is in office. 

I mean, who's in the market to LOSE money or onlhy content with breaking even, CNN? But considering CNN's ratings maybe they've given up on hopes of making money:

Maybe when it comes to ratings CNN just doesn't want to get greedy.

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