After a bag containing cocaine was found inside the White House, the Secret Service conducted an investigation with a conclusion that nobody believes: They were unable to determine who left the coke in the White House:
Investigation over after FBI came up empty:
— David Asman (@DavidAsmanfox) July 13, 2023
“FBI’s laboratory results, which did not develop latent fingerprints and insufficient DNA was present for investigative comparisons. Therefore, the Secret Service is not able to compare evidence against the known pool of individuals.” pic.twitter.com/ssUXhVV2Fk
Nobody bought that one.
Now there's a new report that says something more believable, which is that the identity of the person who left the coke in the WH is known and it's somebody in the "Biden family orbit":
REPORT: The bag of cocaine found in the West Wing of The White House last month belonged to someone in the “Biden family orbit — and the president apparently knows who it is.” pic.twitter.com/HKJN8S9t1E
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) August 8, 2023
Ah, NOW it's getting narrowed down... reportedly, that is:
White House cocaine belonged to ‘Biden family orbit’ member: report https://t.co/qAA1Wdu7iq pic.twitter.com/j7y4S2ZZDN
— New York Post (@nypost) August 8, 2023
🚨BREAKING: Report claims White House cocaine belonged to someone in the 'Biden family orbit' and Joe knows exactly who left it there. pic.twitter.com/2Pjo11n7cQ
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 9, 2023
This is one of those "according to sources" stories but it seems plausible with one possible exception:
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According to Keating, while the Secret Service publicly announced July 13 they had closed the investigation without identifying a suspect due to a “lack of physical evidence,” authorities were able to follow enough clues to come up with a name — and were confident enough in their detective work to inform the commander-in-chief.
“If you want the name, ask Joe Biden,” one source told Keating.
“He knows who it is.”
“It was someone within the Biden family orbit, and it wasn’t Hunter,” said a second source, referring to the president’s adult son — an admitted recovering drug addict.
It seems that the cast of suspects in this particular "whodunnit" has been narrowed down:
BREAKING: White House cocaine belonged to someone in the ‘Biden family orbit’
— Harrison Krank (@HarrisonKrank) August 8, 2023
Any guesses on who it could be? pic.twitter.com/PiQTEnt9Xz
Well, at least we know the coke definitely didn't belong to the person who everybody thought it was most likely to belong to (slight eye roll).
I wonder if it’s either of the two self-confessed cocaine addicts?
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) August 8, 2023
GUESS WHO pic.twitter.com/LBAzmzO9gF
— Kevin McMahon (@Kevin__McMahon) August 8, 2023
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) August 8, 2023
Hmm, maybe there was a reason Biden only recently acknowledged the seventh grandchild...
theyre gonna pin it on navy https://t.co/eMuvLfCt5B
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) August 8, 2023
Actually I wouldn't be surprised if that happened! Stay tuned.
