LOL: The Onion's breaking news about Berkeley snowflake triggering wins the day!

The safe spaces at Berkeley are often filled to capacity, but just imagine how bad it could be:

Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench https://t.co/Qxdap24EIK pic.twitter.com/8aQLO2euUP

— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 20, 2017

Oh the hilarious horror!

The Onion, FTW https://t.co/MImA5u3WYo

— Oren Kessler (@OrenKessler) April 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/O_meOhMy/status/855145418598100997
https://twitter.com/AgencyMoritz/status/855145126997504003
https://twitter.com/sevenlayercake/status/855145611041046528

We've finally reached the crossroads of parody and reality in 2017.#UCBerkeley https://t.co/C8bTif5B5G

— Patrick Johnson (@CBodhar) April 20, 2017

So close to real life:

This is the Onion, but if it were a copy of the Constitution, this could be a real story. https://t.co/GYKd316hXV

— I'm a woman, and I'm mad as Hell (@nowhere_nh) April 20, 2017