The safe spaces at Berkeley are often filled to capacity, but just imagine how bad it could be:
Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench https://t.co/Qxdap24EIK pic.twitter.com/8aQLO2euUP
— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 20, 2017
Oh the hilarious horror!
The Onion, FTW https://t.co/MImA5u3WYo
— Oren Kessler (@OrenKessler) April 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/O_meOhMy/status/855145418598100997
https://twitter.com/AgencyMoritz/status/855145126997504003
https://twitter.com/sevenlayercake/status/855145611041046528
We've finally reached the crossroads of parody and reality in 2017.#UCBerkeley https://t.co/C8bTif5B5G
— Patrick Johnson (@CBodhar) April 20, 2017
So close to real life:
This is the Onion, but if it were a copy of the Constitution, this could be a real story. https://t.co/GYKd316hXV
— I'm a woman, and I'm mad as Hell (@nowhere_nh) April 20, 2017