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Obviously a memo went out telling the media to tie home runs to climate change

Nine years ago Business Insider ran one of the biggest pieces of climate change alarmism in recent memory. The BI story featured places around the country and what they would look like if the predicted rise in sea levels came to fruition (which of course hasn’t happened). The story included this rendering of what AT&T Park in San Francisco would look like with a five-foot rise in sea level caused by burning fossil fuels (not counting the kind that powers the private jets of billionaire eco-alarmists):

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Fast forward nine years and guess what — all the ballparks are still dry! It’s almost like these people are full of more s**t than the New York City public sewer system.

But now the media has a new alarm to sound, and it’s not really that scary. Take a look at what the pack animals thinly disguised as journalists are running with now:

And just like that, they were all on the story. It’s like a memo went out:

CNN’s on it too, of course:

So we’ve gone from “ballparks are going to be underwater” to “OK maybe not but there will be more home runs.”

The explosion of home runs in Major League Baseball can be traced, in small part, to climate change, according to a study published Friday.

In a peer-reviewed paper published in the Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society, Dartmouth College researchers said they can connect at least 500 additional home runs from 2010 to 2019 to Earth’s human-made warming.

The research was based on their simple premise that “air density is inversely proportional to temperature,” according to the paper, and that with all “else being equal, warmer air is less dense and a batted ball will carry farther.”

Well, hopefully the Inflation Reduction Act will end climate change and help make the best part of a baseball game more rare.

Twitter needs to apply that “state-affiliated media” tag to a lot more media outlets than just NPR.

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