Joe Biden, sitting near the logo of the entirely made-up “Office of the President-Elect,” made a grim proclamation today about what’s in store for the next 29 days:

Really? Yes, really:

250,000 in the next three-plus weeks? But no, he’s not trying to scare anybody.

Hmm, maybe Joe’s privy to some “science” that nobody else is aware of.

It looks like the answer this time is “nah.”