Everybody knows how many Democrats are pushing for a Green New Deal that would supposedly save the planet from a fiery demise due to global warming, climate change, climate chaos, eco-armageddon and whatever else they’re calling it these days. As it turns out, the Green New Deal might not be enough. So before the world even has a Green New Deal, presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren is upselling:
JUST IN: Warren unveils "Blue New Deal" to protect oceans https://t.co/sAVsrQRZNb pic.twitter.com/KVDrlkAzcI
— The Hill (@thehill) December 10, 2019
Elizabeth Warren unveiled her "Blue New Deal" today to address climate change and pollution in the ocean https://t.co/HRri1mE1TZ
— POLITICO (@politico) December 10, 2019
There’s an endless supply of other peoples’ money, so hey, why not?
The future of our planet depends on healthy oceans—and we don’t have time to waste. We need a #BlueNewDeal to protect and restore our oceans and make them a part of the climate solution. https://t.co/GrFO9RrdiT
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) December 10, 2019
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.@ewarren’s #BlueNewDeal plan will:
? Expand offshore wind farms
? End all offshore drilling
? Restore Marine ecosystemshttps://t.co/5ykc8gXEMp— Team Warren (@TeamWarren) December 11, 2019
She’s trying so very hard.
I love that all of these Democrats are naming their plans after a program that weakened our financial systems, expanded government control into virtually every aspect of our lives, and prolonged the Great Depression by 7 years. https://t.co/b8TeuOxcue
— Alyssa Ahlgren (@AlyssaRuza) December 10, 2019
We won’t be able to say everybody wasn’t warned if any of this lunacy actually takes root.
Me, I can't wait until we get a Puce New Deal. Or a Taupe New Deal. Or maybe a Mauve New Deal. https://t.co/rxXocmEOXq
— Kevin Creighton (@ExurbanKevin) December 10, 2019
Fish gettin' checks for $12. https://t.co/5xUhOIkFZP
— platitudes wonk (@GlutenAF) December 10, 2019
Maybe that’s something Andrew Yang could get in on and include in his “Freedom Dividend” promise.
Warren’s also taking some heat for trying to rip off other Dem candidates:
#Translation Liz has another plan. She wasn’t original enough to come up with one of her own so she plagiarized the green new deal and changed the name. https://t.co/4zTzHCpKu7
— Translation Goat (@stealthgoat1) December 10, 2019
Her appropriation doesn't just end with indigenous people. Now she's doing it with climate change. https://t.co/CKmWIi9r08
— ?? ?? (@KJ_Drizzle_) December 10, 2019
Pass the popcorn!
