According to Newsweek, the special counsel is in control of a bucket list item for many people, and it’s taking too long for some (beverage warning):
Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller's report—and they're not happy about it https://t.co/Yh3lbfrJ1b pic.twitter.com/9OS4B9uSI1
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) March 7, 2019
And once again the line between satire and “news” becomes indistinguishable:
Remember when Americans were happy about dying https://t.co/dVFqttfjua
— Conserving "Conserving Conservatism" Conservatism (@jtLOL) March 9, 2019
If they’re dead how do you know what they’re feeling? https://t.co/egSrtaAQYq
— The?FOO (@PolitiBunny) March 9, 2019
So after I read that I'll die happy? I don't think so.
— I Hate The Media ?? (@ihatethemedia) March 9, 2019
Progressives are profoundly unhealthy people. ? https://t.co/7jEQ0WhpdS
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) March 9, 2019
Because you know, otherwise they'd be happy about dying. ? https://t.co/OzyK4pMQyJ
— Lexi Parker (@lexiparker72) March 9, 2019
Wow! There's one more article that The Onion will not be able to write.
— Positive People (@MostPositivePer) March 7, 2019
It’s amazing that The Onion is even still in business!
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Uh…@TheBabylonBee, yeah?
No?@Newsweek
— Greg Scott (@GScottSays) March 9, 2019
This is a joke, right? It has to be a joke.
<checks calendar and sees it's not April 1st>
Never mind.
— ? Trish or Julie? ? (@wtffiles) March 9, 2019
This is probably the worst thing I ever read, from a news outlet, ever. https://t.co/efwpqH1jZk
— Ashley Rae Goldenberg (@Communism_Kills) March 9, 2019
But the year is young.
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