The Trump administration is hearing plenty of criticism from the Left for dropping a MOAB in Afghanistan which reportedly killed 36 ISIS fighters. Comedian and member of The Resistance, Dean Obeidallah, presented an alternate plan:
Mother of all bombs cost $16 million meaning it cost us $440,000 for each of 36 ISIS guys killed. Couldnt we pay them less $ to quit ISIS?
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@Deanofcomedy) April 14, 2017
Would that be effective? Confidence is LOW:
It turns out that no, you can't, because they won't. https://t.co/4pvNktGDJn
— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) April 14, 2017
You're really upset by the deaths of terrorists, aren't you?
Bin Laden was born rich. It's almost like something else motivates them… https://t.co/6rinou0U4z— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) April 14, 2017
If ISIS members were interested in getting rich, then they would've become bankers or entrepreneurs, not murdering terrorists. https://t.co/cqW9O6E7Qv
— TheHorsePundit (@TheHorsePundit) April 14, 2017
You must've sprouted from the same dumbass tree that Marie Harf came from for suggesting ISIS just wants jobs … https://t.co/4pnyiu0gC6
— Filthy O'Hoolihan (@Shimmyfab) April 14, 2017
Didn't Obama attempt this with a plane full of pallets of Benjamin's https://t.co/3HZXeLaigT
— (((D Brown Jr.))) (@parademarshall1) April 14, 2017
@Deanofcomedy Why are you morons suddenly concerned about money. Obama sent a few billion dollars to Iran
— Dave Weiss (@daveweiss68) April 14, 2017
Despite 16 years of empirical evidence, these people still believe it's about money. https://t.co/PcHRjGNrsO
— Fred Garvin (@FredGarvin007) April 14, 2017
United tried unsuccessfully to pay someone to get off an airplane, but sure, maybe we could pay these guys to abandon deep-rooted ideology. https://t.co/m44ctk3CHa
— Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) April 14, 2017
I hope you're trolling https://t.co/yYWDm9YoEW
— stop (@herefortruth82) April 14, 2017
Hahahahahaha. Holy shit. When do we get your, "Oh, I was totally joking…" tweet? https://t.co/RjRFci7SNN
— Cosmo Iannopollo (@Cosmo_Seriously) April 14, 2017
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