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Brandon Marshall gets away with punching woman in face

If you’re a fan of the Miami Dolphins and you don’t want your day ruined, you should stop reading right here. Remember earlier this year when your team traded away stud wide receiver Brandon Marshall to the Chicago Bears for just two third-round draft picks?

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That probably wasn’t a very smart decision!

At first Miami fans thought they were getting the better end of the deal because it seemed like Marshall would be suspended for punching a woman in the face at a nightclub. Today we found out that no charges are expected to be filed after a long police investigation.

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Even if Marshall does get away with the alleged assault, that won’t stop public opinion from accusing him of being an idiot.

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