Apparently, everyone in Portland knows everyone else in Portland. This post contains a lot of names I don't recognize, but they all seem to know each other.
Hasan Piker was a speaker at an event Sunday night at Portland'5 Center for the Arts (I don't know why they use the "5"). Protesters gathered outside, including Antifa agitator Michael J. Duntley, also known as Spider Mike. Andy Ngo has treated us to a video of Spider Mike getting rolled down some steps.
Portland, Ore. (Aug. 23) — Antifa agitator Michael J. Duntley, also known as "Spider Mike," tried to start a fight with a man outside the Hasan Piker event and was knocked to the ground and rolled down the steps.pic.twitter.com/1m8AKX7ref
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) August 24, 2026
Isn't "Spider Mike" the asshole that knocked over a veteran in a mobility scooter, causing injury?
— Left Coast Unicorn (@LCunicorn) August 24, 2026
He was probably at Keller Auditorium because he's banned from the ICE facility.
Imagine having a body like a rotting manatee corpse with legs and arms like wet noodles then trying to start a fight.
— JewPesci (@JewishPesci) August 24, 2026
Was this before or after he assaulted a small woman putting her in a headlock?
— Spider Jerusalem (@SpiderJeruslem) August 24, 2026
Since Portland police are Antifa butt buddies it is up to real men to kick the crap out of these cultist shit stains upon detection.
Thank you unknown citizen for your service.
I don't know if this is before or after he put a small woman in a headlock, but I have video of that, too. If I'm reading it correctly, Spider Mike (affectionately known as "Wider Mike") stole a phone from GUYVER, a self-described "American absolutist journalist and reporter." Spider Mike stole the phone, and then an accomplice (whom they all apparently know as well) rode by on his bike and rode off with it, with @Tommy4Trump420 in pursuit. The whole thing is kind of a mess. (Language warning)
Longer clip. @THEGUYERSHOW @Tommy4Trump420 @GroundZeroPDX1 pic.twitter.com/yMqHXoqGU7
— Missy (@MISSY__MIXIE) August 24, 2026
Wider Mike stole @THEGUYERSHOW phone and passed it off to a guy on a bike! I almost caught his ass! https://t.co/PQgTbFOHtn
— Tommyboi4209 (@Tommy4Trump420) August 24, 2026
That is the Chris Olson, behind spider Mike and spider Mike gave him the phone! pic.twitter.com/J31TL4R0Yw
— BarbLuvsAlaska (@BarbLuvs18607) August 24, 2026
See, everyone knows everyone.
Guyer is such a pussy. Smack that fat fuck and take your phone back. Pathetic! smh
— PJ (@Sempai954) August 24, 2026
I’m getting old, but I promise you I’d have that phone back in 30 seconds and invite his fellow morons to try and get it back from me.
— JScottC (@JSCMAGA) August 24, 2026
It’s like watching a pack of small dogs barking as loud as possible at each other…
— James Bond (@ZABLACKWOLF) August 24, 2026
When you let the man ride off on the bike you deserved what you got. Lmao. Was on your side all the way up until then. Yall are some soft "dudes"
— The American Opinion (@tat2dchad) August 24, 2026
Why not just kick the shit out of his fat ass?
— Dalton (@Daltagnion) August 24, 2026
What a collection of losers. On all sides. A subterranean culture that has so few members, yet their stupidity and ignorance gets views. Cause they are so so mentally lame. Social media allows these mentally challenged losers to survive. Low IQ clowns.
— JEFF 🏇UL (@hitegillooly) August 24, 2026
Everyone involved here is pathetic
— some dude (@eastrnbowhunter) August 24, 2026
😂😂😂 nobody here knows how to fight.
— Dr Octothorpe (@octothorpe_dr) August 24, 2026
I'm not advocating violence. Really, I'm not. OK, maybe a little. But it's hard to garner much sympathy for a guy who would grab a girl in a headlock.
How did Spider Mike get his chubby hands on the phone? Does he have super spider reflexes?
I don't know why, but I could watch this all day. 😂
— j vv (@jvv5059) August 24, 2026
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