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X Disagrees That You Reduce Crime by Reducing Poverty

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I, along with all of you, have watched the videos of mobs looting Apple and Nike stores, as well as jewelry stores and luxury goods. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reassured us that what we were seeing was people stealing bread … from the Apple Store. The New York Times even gave Hasan Piker an entire op-ed column to argue in favor of "microlooting." It's not stealing if you steal from a large, profitable corporation. 

This nameless poster argues that poverty creates crime, and you reduce crime by eliminating poverty. Does he mean all crime, like homicide and rape, or just stealing? We guess that to eliminate crime, we just need to eliminate poverty. The government should declare a war on poverty and invest trillions of dollars over decades to do it. It should have started a long time ago, and we'd certainly be seeing the results by now.

No.

If you're looting an Apple Store and stealing iPhones, it's not because your basic needs are being met.

Criminals will be criminals. I've seen enough Instagram posts of idiots posing with all the stuff they got from looting Target during the George Floyd riots. They looked pretty well fed, not to mention they had camera phones to post their haul online.

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