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'No Kings' Stooge Wishes Donald Trump Hadn't Turned His Head in Butler

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So what was "No Kings" about, really, except being anti-Trump? For any reason, even if, as that one kid said, everybody else was going, and Trump's a b***h. 

As we reported last Friday, Twitchy favorite MAZE grabbed a couple of suggested chants for people attending the No Kings rally. What they have to do with "no thrones, no crowns, no kings" I have no idea:

Trump, you're kingdom must come down*

Trump, you're kingdom must come down

Oh I heard the voice of the people say,

Trump you're kingdom must come down

Hatred, you're kingdom must come down

Racism, you're kingdom must come down

Poverty, you're kingdom must come down

Greed, you're kingdom must come down

That's stupid (not to mention grammatically incorrect). How about this one?

Neighbor neighbor can't you see

Democracy is what we need (2x)

Oh oh oh oh, this power grab has got to go (2x)

Healthcare is a human right

That's why today we stand and fight (2x)

Oh oh oh oh, healthcare cuts have got to go (2x)

Neighbor neighbor can't you see

Social security's what we need

Oh oh oh oh, these billionaires have got to go (2x)

Education is a right

That's why today we stand and fight (2x)

Oh oh oh oh, privatization's got to go (2x)

Neighbor neighbor can't you see

Medicaid is what we need

Oh oh oh oh, these cuts have got to go (2x)

"That's why today we stand and fight." Well, they didn't really fight … someone could have broken a hip … but David French's mostly peaceful protesters did call for people to shoot ICE agents and "wipe them out," as well as mimed Charlie Kirk being shot in the throat.

One thing I noticed on the professionally printed posters was a lot of references to and illustrations of guillotines. Just now, I came across a shot of this sign, which French will make the Christian argument for in his next column, most likely.

OK, I get it, you want President Trump either shot in the head or beheaded entirely. This isn't the first time opponents have mocked up model guillotines and put effigies of Trump in them in front of the White House.

And then they clutch pearls at the White House, posting an AI meme of Trump in a crown bombing the crowd with poop.

I find it remarkable how many people think Butler was a set-up. I don't remember which prominent talking head just recently spoke on air about Trump's "alleged" assassination attempt. Just look at pictures of his ear — it's fully "healed."

I'm happy that French found the No Kings protests to be a positive, family-friendly community get-together, but a quick look at the signs these people were carrying shows that they crave violence.

As I always say about people who post threats to TikTok, I wonder how these people function from day to day. I mean, you decided you'd go out and buy posterboard and some Sharpies and make up a sign saying, "I wish he hadn't turned his head," and then carry it around out in public. How do you go through life with so much hatred in your heart?

I don't know how they do it, but they'll be doing it for another three years. Stay frosty.

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