Conservatives have been accused of stealing the word "woke" from the black community, where it was a positive thing to be. That's fine with me — "woke" as a slur is great. DEI is woke. Critical race theory is woke. Academic queer theory is woke. Drag Queen Story Hour is woke. I'd be fine if everything were to disappear.
But watch out … this woman is threatening to unleash "Woke 2.0." "You done went and woke the BEAST," she claims.
That's nice and all, but the 2024 election sort of castrated the whole woke movement, so we have no idea what Woke 2.0 promises.
White liberal woman releases a SHOCKING message to MAGA..
— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) March 31, 2025
“If you thought we were woke before,you done went and woke the BEAST. Welcome to woke 2.0.”… 👀 pic.twitter.com/BaTCnaShpX
I'm quaking with fear, as I'm sure you are too.
The woke warriors are gearing up for battle!!! pic.twitter.com/hAYvFtVi99
— Golden Age (@GLD_AGE) March 31, 2025
The AWFL’s always look so radiant and joyful and pleasant to be around. Also, they have the best hair.
— Lee Ritz, MD (Ob/Vee/Us) (@lee_ritz) March 31, 2025
And the goofy glasses.
— Brian Pasqua (@bigbpasqua) March 31, 2025
I can agree with this woke tool on one thing. She’s a beast.
— Carol V. (@caroljv33) April 1, 2025
I could whoop her ass with one arm tied behind me. LOL.
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) March 31, 2025
Keith Olbermann and Rosie O'Donnell fused pic.twitter.com/SVOo33P3eJ
— Joey Perez (@Joey_Perez) March 31, 2025
It is! So what is this beast that we've supposedly awakened? I need to know more so I can prepare. Is it paid protesters at a Tesla dealership? Is it Rep. Pramila Jayapal's super-popular "resistance labs" teaching people how to be "strike-ready and street-ready" against Donald Trump's dictatorship? I wonder how much the beast depended on USAID for food.
That’s the winning ticket, keep punching it you aging lesbians.
— Salty Cracker (@SaltyCracker9) April 1, 2025
When is the softball game?
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) March 31, 2025
That haircut is such a red flag for me. She looks ready to key a Tesla.
— Bonefish Bum (@Bonefish_Bum) April 1, 2025
Serious question here, has anyone ever seen a physically attractive person that embodies this mindset?
— The Crypto Keeper (@giftedmuscle) March 31, 2025
— Lazy Borden™ (@cagehead713) April 1, 2025
How much more woke are these crazies going to get?
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