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Mark Hamill Shows the Very Masculine Version of the ‘Secret Vote’ Ad

Fuzzy Chimp

This is hilarious. You might remember late last month when Julia Roberts narrated an ad reminding women that their vote is secret and they don't have to vote for Donald Trump just because their controlling MAGA husbands told them to. Two women give each other sly looks as they stand at the voting booth and vote for Kamala Harris, assuring the redneck man in their life that they made the right choice (wink, wink). Here it is if you missed it.

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As Yashar Ali says, "The message is one Democrats have been using more and more recently: that women can privately vote for the candidate they want without their spouse knowing." They really have been pushing that narrative. Duh … of course your vote is secret, and you can lie to your husband if that's your choice or just keep it to yourself.

Now there's a very masculine version of the same ad showing some very manly men entering the polling place and getting ready to make America great again. However, the big butch dude looks at his young daughter and slyly votes for Harris. Another big butch dude looks at a picture of his family on his iPhone and votes for Harris. None of his MAGA friends need to know.

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This person's being serious — they really think this is better than the female version.

TDS-infected Mark Hamill has hopped on the "healthy masculinity" train and urges you to be a man and vote for a woman.

What is a woman?

The Harris campaign knows it's in huge trouble with the male vote — and their solution has been to send out Tim Walz to make awkward football analogies.

Republican men would absolutely vote for a woman … just not this woman.

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But don't you want your daughter to be able to have an abortion right up until delivery with no reason necessary?

Exactly. They've had Barack Obama out there shaming men for not voting for a woman, and Walz has put up several posts "just for the men out there." They're not going to win the male vote.

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