Patriot Front marches around DC before piling back into U-Hauls

In his uplifting commencement speech at Howard University Saturday, President Joe Biden repeated his administration’s claim that white supremacy is the No. 1 domestic terror threat in the United States. We thought that was stupid, but then again, maybe Biden was on to something. Little did we know that the mysterious Patriot Front group would march toward the Capitol Saturday before piling back into their U-Haul with their flags and shields.

We say “mysterious” because we’re waiting for a journalist to either infiltrate the group or connect with its leader and/or spokesperson to find out what exactly they want. They pile out of U-Hauls, march around a bit, and then pile back in.

🚨#BREAKING: A group called the Patriot Front are currently marching towards U.S. Capitol

📌#Washington l #DC

Currently approximately 150-200 individuals, identified as the "Patriot Front" and recognized as a right-wing organization, is advancing towards the United States… pic.twitter.com/whXU2GgCw8

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) May 13, 2023

🚨#UPDATE: The patriot front group is continuing to march as numerous metro DC police escorts them while some of the counter protesters a yell and say get at the job pic.twitter.com/ey5R3H6rer

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) May 13, 2023

🚨#UPDATE: Around 150-200 individuals affiliated with the Patriot Front group are now putting their shields and flags into white U-Haul vans after they Marched around Washington DC for about an hour. they are now making their way back into the metro pic.twitter.com/DiITwSHMbQ

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) May 13, 2023

That was pointless.

They have a job- those are feds. Your tax dollars at work cos playing as some phantom threat that isn’t real.

— FlyNavyDawg (@HereForFootbal5) May 13, 2023

I see the FBI having a rally.

— Shalini Asha Bhaloo 🇨🇦🚚🇮🇳🎨 (@Shalini_A_B) May 13, 2023

Why are these guys wearing masks? Patriots don’t cover their faces. 🧐

— MamaLlama (@m27019859) May 13, 2023

Front is right. Front for feds.

— Stephen Walsh (@sfwal) May 13, 2023

If they are feds, they’re doing a bad job of making the right look bad. This is the most peaceful, vanilla protest I’ve ever seen.

— Eddie (@EddieSpaghot) May 13, 2023

I think they all work at Best Buy.

— Lydia- 🥸 🇺🇦 ☮️ 🏴‍☠️ (@alotfromlydia) May 13, 2023

Total Fed astroturf.

— Jonathan Grimm (@GrimmSaid) May 13, 2023

"Losers" says the obese man from his ivory tower in Washington DC

— David Goldman (@DavidGoldm49088) May 13, 2023

This is absolutely comical!

The only people on the planet who will believe this is a 'grassroots' White Supremacy movement that has anything but disdain for Donald Trump and/or his followers are the remaining

18% to 26% of America who still trust the mainstream media.

— TheGunneryStation (@Geary_JW) May 13, 2023

Clown group of Feds.

— alldemocratslie (@leavelibscrying) May 13, 2023