As Twitchy reported, the fact-checkers are already on the case after President Joe Biden said in Massachusetts that oil slicks on his car windshield back in Scranton are the reason that he and so many people have cancer. The Washington Post’s Glenn Kessler is already defending the president from RNC Research by pretending not to know what “present tense” means. Biden said, “I have cancer,” not, I had skin cancer.
Leaving all that aside, if Biden is talking about skin cancer, how did he get that from oil on the car windshield? The White House doctor’s report said Biden’s previous non-malignant skin cancer was caused by sun exposure.
A White House official has (already) been dispatched to clean up after Biden and says that he mistakenly used the present tense, and yes, he was talking about skin cancer.
Update: WH official tells me POTUS was referring to past removal of skin cancer in his remarks from Massachusetts.
Biden mistakenly stated (present tense) that he has cancer.
— Jacqui Heinrich (@JacquiHeinrich) July 20, 2022
Joe Biden said "I have cancer from oil slicks on a windshield" and the response from his handlers at the White House is to claim he was talking against a time he had cancerous moles removed caused by exposure to sunlight. https://t.co/K5UiP7GNas
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) July 20, 2022
He also stated that he got it from windshield wipers. Any "officials" weigh in on that?
— Bill (@WLFManBill) July 20, 2022
Which of course is why he was talking about oil on his mom’s windshield. 🙄
— Herr Dr. Samaritan, AB, AB, MA, JD, PhD ABD (@DgFontanella) July 20, 2022
Are non-melanoma moles usually caused by wiping oil slicks off your car's windshield after the first frost?
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) July 20, 2022
— Julia (@celestial_chic) July 20, 2022
Another after-the-facts clean-up. No wonder no one respects or fears him. Good luck America!
— Trevor Tshimka 🇷🇺 🇺🇦 (@TreTshimKa) July 20, 2022
So, oil caused his skin cancer? That's a new one.
— EhcassFJB🍊 (@ehcass51) July 20, 2022
Skin cancer from driving by a refinery? Make it stop!!!
— kenm (@kpmar01) July 20, 2022
Whew! So it’s just dementia?
— Snow65snow (@Snow65Snow) July 20, 2022
So it was just his dementia talking, thats good.
— brit (@pashedmotatos) July 20, 2022
He also seemed to indicate that the cancers he and others (who live in Delaware) have/had are related to "oily residue" on his mother's windshield caused by coal fired power plants. I thought he grew up in Scranton?
He seems to operate like the predictive text on my iPhone.
— Dr. Platimus (@SWGaspar) July 20, 2022
So many others.
He’s a cancer on the country.
— Stevo (@Stevo85555312) July 20, 2022
And the point of all this was to set up the “climate emergency” power grab next week? Oil gave me skin cancer so let’s go solar?
Biden remembers struggle to ‘get the oil slick off’ the windshield (which is ‘why I and so many other people have cancer’) https://t.co/UDSyuRgx3W
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 20, 2022