We missed #LesbianVisibilityDay, but the Consumer Product Safety Commission didn't

Brett T. | 7:43 PM on April 27, 2022

If President Joe Biden can just blow off International Asexual Day, then we don’t feel so bad missing Lesbian Visibility Day, which was allegedly yesterday, if the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission is to be believed. What’s even crazier than them putting out a tweet for Lesbian Visibility Day is the photo montage they put together. We think we get it — the wasp is dangerous, but it’s really easy to find … and not all household products are as easy to find as a giant wasp.

#LesbianVisibilityDay pic.twitter.com/61CXEtrmhn

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) April 26, 2022

How could they not notice that wasp fly in?

— Bradshaw (Taylor’s Version)😺🎬📽🎞🎩🎥🍸 (@bradshawmu) April 27, 2022

We shouldn't assume that a wasp of this size could not teleport.

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) April 27, 2022

What are they huffing over there?

“Look, moms! A friend,” said the child shakily. She dare not anger the demon which now inhabited her home—dare not incite its wrath against the people she loved. “A friend,” she called it, for in the face of certain death, what other option but to appease the beast before her?

— Lynn (@TGNLynn) April 27, 2022

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Two moms and their daughter having breakfast in their lovely home. A large yellow and black wasp about the size of a dog is on their kitchen island. No one seemed to notice it come in, but now it is definitely there. The daughter, blissfully unafraid, says,

— 𝕹𝕺𝕸𝕭𝕽𝕰𝕿 (@cnombret) April 27, 2022

"Look, moms! A friend!" One mom continues enjoying breakfast. She hasn't yet noticed the wasp. The other mom stops cooking and looks over her shoulder with a smile that is about to be replaced with a look of deep concern and says,

— 𝕹𝕺𝕸𝕭𝕽𝕰𝕿 (@cnombret) April 27, 2022