This hot take comes to us from Bad Legal Takes. We tried to grab the original tweet to include it but the account owner has locked down, so we weren’t able to partake of his wisdom further. Apparently, the thought process goes like this: the only reason to have a gun is to kill other people, so everyone who buys a gun has already considered killing someone else. And killing someone else with a gun is always murder because you bought that gun with the intention of killing someone with it.
— Bad Legal Takes (@BadLegalTakes) November 13, 2021
No wonder he locked down his account.
I am going to start grading these….
Accuracy: F
Logic: F
Creativity: C-
Hilarity: A+— Billy Bob Law (@BillyBobLaw) November 13, 2021
The logic is mostly infallible, in a mostly peaceful protest with a body count kind of way.
— Brian Rose (@drbtrose) November 13, 2021
I respect the creativity
— P.S. Real Talk 🇭🇷 (@PSRealTalk) November 13, 2021
— SardonicCanuck (@SardonicCanuck) November 13, 2021
The replies are killing me.
— BClark (@bclarksandiego) November 13, 2021
That sounds like a thought crime.
The leap needed to clear that shark is amazing.— Chad R (@ChadRic06761563) November 13, 2021
This is a banger. Wow
— Jared, but Thankful 🦃 (@jbreezy1512) November 13, 2021
This is an all timer
— George Murphy 🇻🇦 (@ridgeback2002) November 13, 2021
Of all the opinions I have heard today…that's one of them.
— Randum Dude (@Randum_Dood) November 13, 2021
This reads like a @TitaniaMcGrath tweet.
— Michael Westendorf 🚀 (@Westendorf) November 13, 2021
You know except those who didn't… Like people who go hunting animals, or inherited a gun, or just collect them as show pieces, etc 🤷
— Rose (@DragonAcid16) November 13, 2021
Um, no.
— Amber Park (@Aparklett) November 13, 2021
Be sure to let Alec Baldwin know that
— Bawbsmith (@bawbsmith) November 13, 2021
I’m sure he thinks he’s helping.
What he thinks he’s helping, I’m not sure.
— Jason (@JasonNoMiddle) November 13, 2021
I think that sounded really good in his head
— Charlie Moss ⚒🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@charlie_moss15) November 13, 2021
Every gun owner has contemplated being on the wrong end of a gun, so every gun death is self-defense, regardless of the state of mind of the gun owner.
— Acapellant (@amicustard) November 13, 2021
Pretty sure I lost my license to practice law just by reading this.
— Infra (@DanielAGilbert) November 13, 2021
Parody. I'm calling it.
— Flex-ur-rights 💪 (@Polikarpov_I5) November 13, 2021
This one belongs in The Louvre pic.twitter.com/AC2Oktc4PW
— Sheen (@Sheen6031) November 13, 2021
Literally every gun owner I’ve met or know says that they hope they’ll never have to use a gun in a serious situation
— NASCAR Enthusiast (@NSCREnthusiast) November 13, 2021
A take this bad doesn’t just “happen”. Surely it is abetted by abnormal amounts of higher education.
— Mike Ladd (@MikeLadd) November 13, 2021
Woah, these people absolutely hate the idea of victims being capable of self-defense against predators. I wonder why 🤔
— Kot (@SkowyrnyKot) November 13, 2021
I bet he felt like this while writing pic.twitter.com/kKTmivESJz
— Volvo S60 2.0 T8 Polestar Engineered (@Burdissso) November 13, 2021
That’s amazing.
— Sprouticus Minimus (@Dinkeldash) November 13, 2021
When I was 20, my gun saved me from an attempted rape. Luckily I didn't have to use it (pulled it out from beside the bed and the guy ran out of my bedroom) or people like John would want me imprisoned for murder
— Defund Everything (@DefundThePPA) November 13, 2021
In my mid twenties, a man attempted to rape a friend of mine, and he didn’t fucking get to, because I had a gun and he did not. Thankfully, brandishing was enough in my situation too. But yeah, that is not premeditation of murder, come ON.
— Laurnucopia 🦃🥧🍂 (@Wompanafrank) November 13, 2021
These people vote and sit on juries.
— MetsMan7186 (@man7186) November 13, 2021
So hunting doesn’t exist, or hunting is premeditated murder?
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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 12, 2021
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