As you know, the Taliban did in a weekend what the White House assured us it would take months to do, and that’s take over Kabul. We’re assuming some of the people in this video were planning to be there anyway today, but it is striking to see a couple of Taliban fighters riding around in a bumper car with their rifles at their sides.
#Kabul amusement park #Afghanistan pic.twitter.com/ELK0GjrwAm
— Hamid Shalizi (@HamidShalizi) August 16, 2021
Meanwhile at the Pentagon: pic.twitter.com/WycVLJuLHk
— Matt (@mmark5903) August 16, 2021
based
— CerebralPalsyGroyper (@tommybob1352) August 16, 2021
US foreign policy failure in a nutshell right here…
— Kevin Hermes (@bluemangos) August 16, 2021
Are they the helicopter pilots in training
— barryshitpeas (@barrysshitpeas) August 16, 2021
This is surreal.
— Sid's Free Speech Zone 📣 (@KhullarSidharth) August 16, 2021
Holy crap.
— Dominik Vel Gawron © (@DGawr) August 16, 2021
Check out the guy literally riding shotgun.
— reggiedunlop (@reggied38537101) August 16, 2021
I don't always play bumper cars, but when I do, I bring my Kalashnikov with me.
— WeDeadAlready™ (@wedeadalready) August 16, 2021
I’m not gonna be the one to tell this guy he can’t bring his gun on the bumper cars. I don’t get paid enough for that.
— Veterans for Vaccine Liability (@humphreysmcgoo1) August 16, 2021
https://twitter.com/RecordKenny/status/1427349792901013511
Work life balance.
— Eʟ ᴘᴏʟʟᴏ 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙚 ♋︎♐︎ (@EvanaRichelle) August 16, 2021
Maybe all along they just needed bumper cars??
— Sally 🇺🇸 (@sally_wolfmama) August 16, 2021
They just wanted bumper cars!!!
— trekpetro1 (@trekpetro1) August 16, 2021
— TheRealJacquieRufino (@LeiaJacquie) August 16, 2021
Shouldn't those be Toyota Hilux pickups?
— Bill Huggins (@aheavnofhell) August 16, 2021
Is the point to avoid the car with the bomb?
— PepeSauvage (@SauvagePepe) August 16, 2021
— RayVon 🏴🇬🇧🇮🇱🏉Cock/Balls (@RayVon83016875) August 16, 2021
We thought we saw a headscarf, but maybe not.
All fun except for the fact that their burka-wearing wives and daughters aren't allowed to participate.
— It's not us — it's men (@Cindyloonews) August 16, 2021
So nice to see all those women
— Theo de Vries (@TheodeVries17) August 16, 2021
It will be much safer without women drivers.
— Peter the Great (@Peterth79567080) August 16, 2021
Taliban’s inner child 👶
— Züğürt Ağa (@Teenage93558551) August 16, 2021
I won a stuffed Muhammad doll because I knocked down three gays with a rock!!!
— doug heffernan (@i_hate_arthurNY) August 16, 2021
No better time for a few car bombs
— chris (@cjrsterling) August 16, 2021
I don't see any heads rolling around. So that's good.
— Randall Nelson (@TheRealGwampy) August 16, 2021
Just next to the bumper rides is a plaza where visitors can watch people getting beheaded. Make no mistake. These people are barbaric.
— jeffrey exposito (@jeffreyexposit2) August 16, 2021
Afghanistan looks pretty fun under the Taliban
— Subcomadante MAGA (@f_Frinton) August 16, 2021
No reason to not have a little fun before the public beheadings start.
— iluvmybacon (@Iluvmybacons) August 16, 2021
The public beheadings are the fun.
Can you just see the news orgs interviewing the Taliban like Super Bowl winners after the game?
“Now that you’ve invaded and run the country, what are you gonna do?”
Taliban: “Ride Bumper Cars.”— Janet (@gooseymarmay66) August 16, 2021
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The Daily Show managed to use the Taliban raping and murdering innocent Afghans to score a cheap shot against Texas https://t.co/Oy8me8FdF6
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) August 16, 2021
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