The extreme climate change group Extinction Rebellion have been acting up in London for the past four days or so, and the BBC reports that on Thursday, members of the group glued themselves to the floor of the London City Airport, and one Paralympic medallist managed to climb on top of a British Airways jet.
We’re surprised there even was a Day 4 of protests because this exotic climate change dance performed on Day 3 should have solved everything.
Extinction Rebellion Day 3#ExtinctionRebellion #London pic.twitter.com/8b4ckPbtOh
— Ed Crawford (@_edwardcrawford) October 9, 2019
We hope those cops are getting paid overtime or hazard pay or something for this.
If these are the people who want us to transform our economies & systems of government to appease their fears of imminent death… I’m good. I can sleep well not taking any advice from them. pic.twitter.com/LDEcaayvvw
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 10, 2019
How is he not laughing
— Tif ? ??? (@simplyorganicT) October 10, 2019
Amazing self control
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 10, 2019
I think he’s on bath salts?
— Rickie (@rickierump) October 10, 2019
I can smell his body odor through my phone screen
— Jake Skywalker (@biowolf78) October 10, 2019
Dude has good balance though.
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) October 10, 2019
He even pulls off that “Karate Kid” move with that gut.
The officers not laughing are the real MVPs. ?
— Nope. (@worlsgonebyebye) October 10, 2019
Feel bad for the cops. It looks like it may be a bit pungent. Very mystical dance though, dude. Kudos
— Adam (@adampainter71) October 10, 2019
Techno viking has lost his ways. And his gains. pic.twitter.com/0lXuUZaT5r
— CW (@C_Westling) October 10, 2019
Sometimes just for a second I catch myself thinking 'extinction' not a bad thing ?
— Mark 'humbug' (@mch101) October 10, 2019
Around here we call it 'tweaking'. I give his performance a 5⃣.
— Judyth V Hulford (@JudythVHulford) October 9, 2019
When do the drugs wear off?
— James Green (@ThetempestJ) October 10, 2019
Ha ha what a complete farce this whole thing is.
— Ben (@Butterheart886) October 10, 2019
I’m loving the expression on the faces of these police officers – did they have to pay extra for front row places? At least with this performance we know the planet will be safe ?
— Patrick Boyns (@patrickonamac) October 10, 2019
I can smell him through my phone.
— Ms. Donna (@DCTFTW) October 9, 2019
I've seen hippies like him at all Grateful Dead concerts. The prevailing smell is a unholy medley of Patchouli, pot smoke, and BO. pic.twitter.com/VrC1LBfIQo
— Troy (@MetalOriginal) October 10, 2019
It’s not a climate emergency. It’s a hygiene emergency
— Steve Geddes (@Gedders74) October 10, 2019
Someone add Sir David Attenborough's narration on "A male mammal doing the mating dance to attract a female" to this.
— Vinay K. ???? (@VinayHanspal) October 10, 2019
That will reduce carbon emissions
— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) October 10, 2019
I agree with them. They can go extinct without a rebellion. My instinct is they stinct.
— ?️ PolyMath ?️???????????????? (@justdareme99) October 10, 2019
Thor is that you?
What happened man?
Blink twice if you're OK. pic.twitter.com/JnQgZeVY9Y
— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) October 10, 2019
So Happy that he is not my son. ?????
— maggi haglund (@maggi0) October 10, 2019
After watching this I’m rooting for global extinction.
— король (@kingfisher_22) October 10, 2019
Yikes. Those cops are probably wishing they had some febreze on em haha pic.twitter.com/dPJLjQML0A
— Chris Carnio (@ccarns13) October 10, 2019
How wasted is this guy?
— She'sDifferent75 (@shesdifferent75) October 10, 2019
The young policeman trying not to smirk & laugh is priceless ??
— Junie Woonie (@The_Evil_Barbie) October 10, 2019
What’s the point of having a taser if you’re not going to use it.
— A.j. Stranger #UTAG (@AStrangerJ) October 9, 2019
He looks committed to the cause but suspect he's forgotten which one
— Devilin Detail (@Husker_Ju) October 10, 2019
If this is the top of the evolutionary ladder then we deserve extinction.
— Daniel Pritchard (@OldManDan60) October 10, 2019
I bet he eats babies
— Luke McEvoy, eco-narcissist (@lukejmcevoy) October 10, 2019
That's actually extinction worthy if I ever seen it!
— Jason Delaney (@Jason66506894) October 10, 2019
I feel like I need a shower after seeing that ?
— Juliet ??? Super Elite ? Rocket Queen (@Mauvais_Fille) October 10, 2019
I can smell it from here
— Howie (@Howie44880697) October 10, 2019
How the hell do so many have the time to protest
Don't people still have jobs to do
To much free time
— DW (@vent4everhere) October 10, 2019
Do we still have those water cannons?
— Rob Bell (@RobBell09761311) October 10, 2019
Definitely a movement that is Science
— Jake R. (@jaker1419) October 10, 2019
Yeah, extinction is looking like the smart choice more and more every day. Until then, send over some deodorant and more glue:
These protestors gluing their hands to pavement extended the earth’s existence by ten minutes! We just need more of y’all to do it! #SaveThePlanet #GlueYourHandToPavement pic.twitter.com/GHAUoPRwXo
— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) October 10, 2019
Related:
Enviro protesters in London glued themselves together to protest inaction on global warming https://t.co/xN8Hi9muZT
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 25, 2019
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