It wasn’t that long ago that Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand reminded us all that she’s never lost an election, but with Rep. Eric Swalwell officially dropping out of the 2020 race Monday, suddenly Gillibrand is even further down those on the 0 percent ladder.
Swalwell’s campaign was embarrassing to watch, but at least he can step down knowing he was never upstaged by a bottle of ranch dressing. Gillibrand can’t say as much, and that seems to have someone over at the Washington Post Magazine sad. Americans expect their candidates to be “entertaining,” and that’s a shame.
So, why are we ignoring Kirsten Gillibrand?
Because she is the worst? https://t.co/Y4vlpQRtJy
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 8, 2019
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) July 8, 2019
Props on picking the BEST RANCH!
If it were between her and a bad ranch dressing… it would almost be a coin toss
— Jesse Deemer (@JesseDeemer) July 8, 2019
Let's face it, Williamson is way more fun and Warren is promising WAY more free stuff and Harris is WAY more intersectional.
— Ser Pounce (@fakeserpounce) July 8, 2019
This looks like The Forty Year Old Virgin poster
— KrissaKray #GREENWALL (@xtglamour) July 8, 2019
— KrissaKray #GREENWALL (@xtglamour) July 8, 2019
Because she's fake.
— Sean Polish (@sean_polish) July 8, 2019
Hey now! Don't undercut @amyklobuchar's reigning status as the absolute worst @benshapiro. She worked extremely hard for this honor, and I'll be damned if I let you strip it away
— el conservador (@elconservadorr) July 8, 2019
Now that the political panhandler @ericswalwell is out, she is now the worst.
— 907username (@907username) July 8, 2019
Truly. The worst.
— KDP (@KDPLBC) July 8, 2019
Hey now! Don't undercut @amyklobuchar's reigning status as the absolute worst @benshapiro. She worked extremely hard for this honor, and I'll be damned if I let you strip it away
— el conservador (@elconservadorr) July 8, 2019
I'll take "future former presidential candidates who should have never run" for $100 Alex
— chaotic house (@thechaotichouse) July 8, 2019
Cuz she is a 52 year old woman who calls herself a “young mother”? #notsoyoung
— Moderate Pushed Right (@CourtneyCzk) July 9, 2019
She is the uptight soccer mom who is always in other peoples business. I like to refer to her affectionately as “kickable”.
— Rye Rye (@meatsalesman) July 8, 2019
Because she acts like a teenager.
— FRwbbhbbl (@ChrisMatthewspu) July 8, 2019
Because she sounds like a dolphin?
— Proud American (@NadineV44) July 8, 2019
Same reason I ignore the yappy chihuahua next door
— Argumemnon (@LeJaeger) July 8, 2019
— Wildturkeyfartblunt (@_vwag23) July 8, 2019
Excuse me, I’m just trying to get some ranch……
— Jared (@Woodpit) July 8, 2019
Who?
— Willy Payne (@payne_willy) July 8, 2019
Only decent Democrat running is @TulsiGabbard and they are trying to smear her hard.
— Karen Camille (@DeLouche111) July 8, 2019
Even New Yorkers cant stand her.
— Robert Boyette (@boyetter2013) July 8, 2019
Hillary Clinton Xerox is weak.
— Scott Owen, Perpetual Browncoat (@drunkcynic) July 8, 2019
Because Hillary already lost to Trump once. Why pick her understudy who panders a bit more to progs?
— Big Tujunga (@LLMcPhersonIV) July 8, 2019
Warren has already claimed Hillary’s “annoying white liberal feminist from the city who has no chance” role for 2020. KG can be the Hillary nobody likes in 2024.
— Mizzou Patriot (@MizzouPatriot) July 8, 2019
She is the new @ericswalwell
— Eric Mason (@Masonbhawks) July 8, 2019
Because she tanked her credibility during the Cavenaugh confirmation process.
— John Warren (@BankerJWarren) July 8, 2019
Zero appeal, zero decency, zero integrity = ZERO
— jacqui jonas (@newboderek10) July 8, 2019
Probably misogyny or something. I'm sure she will tell us.
— Joemama's Free Press (@Joemama75) July 8, 2019
I honestly forgot she was in this.
— Jeshuwah (@jeshuwah) July 8, 2019
If it weren’t for the Washington Post’s paywall we’d know the real reason we’re all ignoring Gillibrand, so these will have to do.
Related:
A hero in Iowa is born ==> 'Just trying to get some ranch': Kirsten Gillibrand not winning over everyone in Iowa https://t.co/IkYDNKttdf
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 20, 2019
Join the conversation as a VIP Member