Place your bets: Apparently Robert Mueller's stack of evidence now includes a 'nude selfie'

USA Today’s Brad Heath has brought us some information that should come as a surprise, but it’s still 2018 and 2019 shows no signs of being any more sane:

Also, apparently, among the millions of pages of records Mueller's has collected on Russian election interference is a "nude selfie." pic.twitter.com/E8eh3i0jxV

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) December 27, 2018

“Could the manner in which he collected a nude selfie really threaten the national security of the United States?” asks a lawyer for Concord Management and Consulting.

That depends: whose nude selfie?

That’s what this investigation was missing https://t.co/6YMnYfs80T

— erica orden (@eorden) December 27, 2018

You guys? Two words: Nude. Selfie.

If you were eating dinner, I apologize. https://t.co/xX2rLQ8JMy

— Rachel Fine (@RachelFine) December 27, 2018

to answer the age old question: "does the government have pictures of my junk?" probably, yes. https://t.co/o84IDDXitV

— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) December 27, 2018

Pls God let it be Carter Page. Only way that dude could get weirder. https://t.co/QAhOMVjir7

— Liz Mair (@LizMair) December 27, 2018

BRB going to the liquor store in preparation https://t.co/impHt5kN7N

— Andie the Obamanista (@TheObamanista) December 27, 2018

Dear God…

Apparently Mueller has "nude selfies" of someone within the Trump campaign.

There are no good options.

But my money is on Don Jr! He is delusional and arrogant enough to think someone would want to see it.#TrumpResign #ResignTrump https://t.co/wrOV4nsqGd

— Stephen Spin (@StoneFaceBuster) December 27, 2018

On the one hand, it's 2018. We're entering the stage of our online/communications culture in which nude selfie-related things are going to happen in public life more often, and we should quit being shocked.

On the other hand, it's 2018, so of course THIS had to happen. https://t.co/B3Bxp1e0Pu

— Christian A. Young (@CA_Young) December 27, 2018