It’s Amy Schumer, not Chelsea Handler, who’s always being accused of stealing other people’s material, right? Handler’s take on the Senate’s 87-12 vote to send the First Step Act back to the House is something we’ve already seen hundreds of times in other threads, but she’s the professional activist and comedian, so we’ll give her writing credit:
Don’t you think Jared Kushner was pushing so hard for criminal justice reform so that he wouldn’t be there so long once he gets indicted and convicted? I mean, I’ll take it, but let’s get real.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 19, 2018
Notice that, “I mean, I’ll take it” in that tweet? This was bipartisan legislation that was pushed hard by people like Sen. Cory Booker and Jared Kushner (not to mention that Oval Office visit by Kim Kardashian, where she lobbied successfully for a pardon for 63-year-old Alice Johnson, serving a life sentence for a nonviolent drug offense).
You really have issues!
— Biff Jenkins (@DeplorableXs2) December 19, 2018
If you’re ok with these idiots running our country, then i would argue that you have issues
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 19, 2018
Speaking of criminal justice reform and idiots, wasn’t it Handler who proved in a recent tweet that she didn’t know that an indictment is not “proof of criminal activity”? Yes, it was her:
To all the trump supporters who follow me who I have no desire to spend my time blocking, indictments are not fake news. They are proof of criminal activity. These are facts. Everyone is the presidents circle is a criminal because they all work for one.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 16, 2018
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“These are facts.”
Handler’s Kushner joke was pretty lame, and the majority of Handler’s followers are all tweeting, “My thoughts exactly.” And that’s what’s scary; how many of them actually believe Trump supported the First Step Act to keep himself and his family out of jail? A lot, sadly.
But it seems sadly predictable she had to find some way to downplay what Democrats and Republicans — led by the president — are celebrating as an important step in reforming the justice system. Sure, 87 senators from both parties supported it so Kushner would receive a reduced sentence.
"Let's get real"? Oh, the irony ?
— Xender (@CommonYourSense) December 19, 2018
Read the bill…
— FuzzyFace56 (@FuzzyFace56) December 19, 2018
Why can’t we just be excited about the reform. Does it matter who pushed it? Does it matter if it was Democrat’s the republicans, it shouldn’t. It’s a bill to HELP those who have been forgotten and hurt by Bill Clinton’s previous bill?
— Doug Fletcher (@Doughogfan) December 19, 2018
My exact point!
— Biff Jenkins (@DeplorableXs2) December 19, 2018
Conspiracy theorist much? Geez….
— CalFreedomMom is a Nationalist?? (@CalFreedomMom) December 19, 2018
We think it was just an attempt at a joke … maybe?
Seems a stretch.
— Matt Snavely (@mattsnavely) December 19, 2018
Damn can I apply this type of stretch to my male parts
— IT'S MAXXX (@MGuimanly) December 19, 2018
— David Candlish (@David_Alton) December 19, 2018
— Bad Candy Cane? (@BadCane) December 19, 2018
Trump Derangement Syndrome
— Don McGurk (@DonMcGurk) December 19, 2018
Jared has a job. https://t.co/iAOt1cWmot
— 'Sources Say' is Greek for 'Fake News' (@NolteNC) December 19, 2018
Go easy on her guys. This is her praising Team #Trump. #MAGA https://t.co/NYzFSNyZiF
— Elle Driver's Firebird (@JacobyChrisrt) December 19, 2018
It’s true … like we said, she’ll take it.
Bump stock bans, no wall, and prison reform legislation. Let’s stop pretending Trump is some arch conservative villain, you liberal wack job.
— Jay B. (@jaybino31) December 19, 2018
No. He, and the Trump administration, care about the well being of all Americans. The war on drugs decimated minority communities. This will well help put father's back in the lives of their children.
— Cody Nova ⭐⭐⭐ (@nova_cody) December 19, 2018
??? amazing how Dems champion prison reform publicly, but vote against it religiously. #clintons and their #superpredator prison con job.. killing the black family finally gets axed by the most pro black president ever & you spin it into “self serving”. We call that projection
— Jake Stephens (@TinCup_87) December 19, 2018
It must drive you crazy good things are actually happening under Trump that didn’t get done under Obama. Things he failed to even address.
— TL_Krystal (@TLKrystal1) December 19, 2018
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‘You CAN’T be this stupid!’ Chelsea Handler tries lecturing Trump supporters about what an indictment is and ROFL https://t.co/H2GNm3FiZX
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 17, 2018
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