We’d thought CNN had reached saturation coverage of celebrity attorney and Democratic 2020 hopeful Michael Avenatti, but when news got out about Brett Kavanaugh’s accuser speaking to The Washington Post, it was imperative for CNN to bring Avenatti back on for his expert analysis.
“There’s a lot of qualified judges and attorneys in the United States that can fill this roll.”
Stormy Daniels’ lawyer @MichaelAvenatti tells @ChrisCuomo President Trump ought to pull Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination and move on https://t.co/1MsOSLgUCE pic.twitter.com/l6SdOgKGln
— Cuomo Prime Time (@CuomoPrimeTime) September 18, 2018
Did we mention that Avanatti’s most high-profile client is making news today by comparing the president’s penis to the toadstool guy from “Mario Kart?” What role will Stormy Daniels fill in the Avenatti administration?
And yes, plenty of people noted that it’s “role,” not “roll.”
It's "role," Fredo. Role.
— JWF (@JammieWF) September 18, 2018
ROLE NOT ROLL
— Jamie Lyn Smith (@knoxcogirl) September 18, 2018
Okay “fill this roll” has me thinking of like twinkies or eclairs or patzkis. You owe us all jelly donuts for this tweet.
— RESILIENT WENCH (@booksandbeatles) September 18, 2018
Fill that "roll" with some roast beef and tomatoes for me, Fredo. https://t.co/a4WA6y47Uj
— JWF (@JammieWF) September 18, 2018
So now we go to the "porn star lawyer" for an opinion on a Supreme Court Nomination! I wonder if Walter Cronkite ever did such a stupid interview?
— Outdoor Networks (@OutdoorNetworks) September 18, 2018
Walter is up to 120 RPM he's spinning so fast in his grave.
— ❌Sanden?❌ (@sanden) September 18, 2018
WHY would anyone believe anything Michael Avenatti says. Ever?
— Cindy Thomas (@CindyTh77769494) September 18, 2018
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why are they even asking the porn lawyer
— Johnny Ray (@johnnyrwhitsett) September 18, 2018
There’s a great source to take advice from.
— Taxed to Death (@johnshepherd1st) September 18, 2018
No one cares what Avenatti thinks. He lacks credibility.
— Israel News Links (@IsraelNewsLinks) September 18, 2018
This guys opinion matters? How is that even possible
— Joe dunn (@dunn_joe) September 18, 2018
But’s he’s on CNN’s speed-dial and always has time for a hit.
CNN certainly does seem to be giving him a lot of airtime on issues that have nothing to do with Stormy Daniels. Is he a paid political contributor now, or does that happen after he leaves office?
So if we take out “qualified judges and attorneys” and replace it with “qualified talking heads” can we get real change for your horrible show?? Please??
— Mike Sagar (@Sox51166) September 18, 2018
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'DISGRACEFUL': Tucker Carlson's chyron refers to Michael Avenatti as 'Creepy Porn Lawyer' https://t.co/OhEmuQ1l7D
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 14, 2018
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