Alan Grayson not only kept his loved ones well out of Vice President Joe Biden’s lascivious reach during Tuesday’s swearing-in ceremonies; he also put in some extra time on his list of Donald Trump’s resolutions for the new year, which might continue indefinitely.
Grayson’s new comedic stylings aren’t that different from before, but they’ll do until he updates his Twitter bio with a list of bookings.
Trump New Year's Resolution: Easing the suffering of impoverished billionaires.
— Rep. Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) January 2, 2017
Trump New Year's Resolution: Encouraging East Dreckistan and Lower Slobovia to avail themselves of nuclear weapons.
— Rep. Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) January 2, 2017
Trump's New Year's Resolution: Building a wall along the midpoint of the Rio Grande River, and hoping that it doesn’t sink into the riverbed
— Rep. Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) January 3, 2017
Trump's New Year's Resolution: Prosecute Hillary Clinton for not baking enough cookies.
— Rep. Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) January 3, 2017
Trump's New Year's Resolution: Revoking President Obama’s birth certificate.
— Rep. Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) January 3, 2017
And No. 1 on the list of Donald Trump’s New Year’s resolutions …
Trump's NewYear Resolution: Pulling the plug on every iron lung, feeding tube, pacemaker, defibrillator and catheter earned benefits pay for
— Rep. Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) January 3, 2017
Congrats on writing a great house tweet! https://t.co/V48SVBsy3o (Ranked 18th for Jan 2.)
— Great House Tweets (@greathousetweet) January 3, 2017
Woo hoo!
we need progressives that will dig in for a knock down drag out four year fight!
— Franklin's Valentine (@TimFVB) January 2, 2017
I suggest a hashtag, then a meme, then go for gold with a gif. If that doesn't work wear safety pins.
— Dennis Markham (@KeepsinItRealz) January 3, 2017
So is this "Congressional Troll" @AlanGrayson or is it "FORMER Congressional Troll" ?
One does want to honor protocol after all…— Santa's Tavern (@SantasTavern) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/cstrader66/status/816081654133510145
you need to fire the intern that writes your tweets. He/she is making you look like a total moron. Cookies? So stupid
— John C Staker (@JohnCStaker) January 3, 2017
Delete your account @AlanGrayson
— Deplorable Cult General (@HouseCracka) January 3, 2017
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